Ketsbaia

Well, well, well. What do we have here?

2 good games in a row playing there. Hopefully Pardew sees this because THIS is the player we bought.

Picture perfect today. An absolute machine of a player.

Fucking Sunderland.

Pure love

Thoughts (sorry to WBCP for stealing the bullet points gimmick): - The moral of the story is painfully simple: dont play Shola, Tiote and Jonas and play attacking players. Actually go for the win and we'll win. DUH! - We played generally well although we were lacking spark for 70 minutes. After the subs, we looked like Brazil 1970 and it should've been 2 or 3. - Chuffed for Ben Arfa, he's saved us once again. Very frustrating though - he always does one turn too many, that extra touch. - Remy looks superb, very tidy. The difference between Remy & Gouffran vs Shola was outrageous. - I thought Yanga-Mbiwa and Sissoko were very good, once again. - The crowd's reaction to Cabaye was interesting and very understandable. A bit schizophrenic. I don't think he played well but obviously hope he stays. - Finally, Fulham were absolutely abysmal. Pathetic performance, I guess this is how Liverpool and Man City felt. They're going down. Great result, you could feel the relief. Let's build on this and have a positive deadline day.

Zaba and Silva - decent start. Got Lambert, Mirallas, Yanga-Mbiwa, Collins and Ravel Morrison to play today.

Curtis Good is davies again.

That Fulham team is poor until Ruiz, Berbatov and Bent

Strong bench, pissed off about Shola.

Body language

I'm still confident we'll sign someone, probably Gomis.

Apparently theres these things called 'transfers'. No idea. Anyway, youve made a few. Sounds innovative!

One more player, plus Cabaye staying. Overall thats actually a good window but we'd have done it in the stupidest way possible. Made hard work of it. If we can convince Thauvin to come, thats impressive.

Wes Brown too, in his 2 annual sightings.

Another year of their best player being on loan?

No way is that the Sakho price

Going with Walcott as captain instead of Silva. I just have a feeling. He normally scores past Spurs, doesnt he?

GW3: Man City 3-0 Hull City Cardiff City 2-2 Everton Newcastle 1-0 Fulham Norwich 1-0 Southampton West Ham 2-0 Stoke City Crystal Palace 1-1 Sunderland Liverpool 1-2 Man Utd West Brom 1-1 Swansea Arsenal 4-3 Tottenham

Hatem, Krul, Bigi....dunno who else.

It was a poor attempt at a joke.

Who has?

Tiny fee, they're running out of time to replace him. Hope the Michael Bradley rumours weren't true, though.