Ketsbaia

I wonder if those 3 deals all fell apart, or we just haven't completed them yet. Remy

He would've been the one good one Although we can hardly laugh right now

So our shit kit suddenly looks like one of the best in the league Some absolutely minging tops being revealed.

Something to sink his teeth into.

He's gone for a Rocky Maivia.

I refuse to believe we just pulled out, like.

Are you daring to imply that our medical facilities are poor?

We've met the release clause, clean as a whistle.

Kone would be a much better signing than Bent but I dont see how we can trump Everton.

Baresi & Maldini finally get to play at St James', fulfilling their lifelong dream.

The love child of Dwight Yorke and Marcus Gayle. Joe Kinnear set them up.

Spurs have been heavily linked with David Villa, Leandro Damiao and Benteke. I really hope they hurry up and buy one of those. Then, if Liverpool keep buying obscure players, the coast should be clear! Nahhhh.

Because the alternative is so grim.

I wonder if any teams asked to be kept in the loop.

Spurs can get better, they can fuck off.

All these players for a backup goalkeeper's testimonial? Mental. PS/ Love ya, Steve

Fairly cheap, considering he's English.

When fit, Marveaux is one of our best players. It would be a ridiculous sale.

Scattergun approach. To be fair, Peruzzi and Diakite should be good signings but the rest are incredibly risky.

I'm really trying to put a positive spin and this is what I came up with: If it's under £4m and it's to replace Shola, this is OK. Of course, the main worry is that he's our alternative to Aubameyang and that's all we'll get up front, which would be suicidal. Bent plus a striker-cum-winger would be alright but putting Bent amongst our current squad is pointless.

Good price

Was worth a shot and I'm sure we'll match the bid, but he kept playing fantastically. I know we have the PL but we cant realistically compete with Dortmund right now. Damn

Go away, give us more football-free time

I tap out.