Ketsbaia

Moussa Sissoko

With every day that passes, £35m looks like the biggest mugging in the history of football.

dat apostrophe usage

Beckham or Cabaye? Tough call.

For a while, he was amazing - the best of his type. Absolutely world class but then injuries began

We can have these

"I was watching Barcelona play and I instantly thought of you" Do you now realise what you did wrong, VI?

Quite a low hit rate ^^^ these were close though.

XISCO. XISCO. He is X - extremely shit He is I - invisible He is S - scandalous He Is C - cowardly He is Ohh-woahhhhh

9/10. Debuchy, MYM and Sissoko are phenomenal signings and I think the other two might be good as well. Not replacing Ba keeps this away from a 10. This was the window we've been dreaming of for ages and it came when we didn't expect it. I hope lessons have been learnt and we stop trying to be clever in the summer.

That fucking phrase Don't think I ever did without having a good proper moan first. I'd come up with some damn creative excuses but eventually, after many months, I was forced to train on outbound. Bad times.

That's a Giggs in itself.

Not reading 30 pages of this , just thought I'd drop by to praise Kate Riley - she is phenomenal. Wow. Shit deadline day, the worst one yet. Odemwingate was mildly entertaining though.

Got to love Beckham, he's full of class. Like a poor man's Cabaye. Butland to Stoke is a strange one and why would Everton splash out on a striker? I think we need Jim White to save us from this boredom.

Downgraded to a 1 out of 10. Would not bang!!!

Chronicle says we'll learn from last summer by getting 5 or 6 in next time. We wait until not being in Europe to finally get a squad big enough!

Aye I took him out because he barely scored, he then scored against us and the floodgates opened....

Dont want Fulham getting Isimat Mirin

Didnt think Boro had money but looks like they're really going for promotion!

There'd be no Mata, Hazard, Cech, Luiz and Moses. We're overdue some luck, especially against these.

NUFC Predictions: IN: Mbabu, cheeky bid for someone but it fails OUT: Xisco, Simpson, Abeid on loan General Predictions: - Jim White will drunkenly motorboat Sawyer's tits. - Harry to do his usual window interviews before signing 4 players. - Andy 'Two Phones' Burton introduces a third phone. - Stoke charver fans will beat up the reporter LIVE on tv. - Paul Lambert will cry on camera. - Man City will get some cheap striker they'll never play. - Fulham to buy several Tottenham players. - Liverpool to bid £26m for Lee Croft. - Southampton will spend over £10m on a player, probably from Italy. - Stoke will use the Crouch money on Zigic and Holt - Someone will buy Butland even though they won't need him. - Sunderland get Danny Graham and gets egged by Uncal Mick at his unveiling before several schoolkids mockingly "BEWWW" him.

Criteria: 1) Completely out of the blue 2) Comes from a league we're scouting 3) A position we don't really need I'll go for Adam Maher from AZ

Sky think Stoke have enquired about Butland, because they clearly need him.

Juan Mata