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He'll be fine - probably off to replace Mourinho at Real. Where he belongs.

Fulham and Norwich could easily slip into trouble too.

Fucking hell, man Make up your mind.

I wonder what mimifrench thinks of all this

I love this place

Put it in a petri dish, I'd say.

Another glory hunter? Send him back.

Pards must have some serious s*** on Ashley. IF this one and the sissoko transfer goes through what will our net spend be for Jan. Can't be far off what Man U spent on Zaha. As a rough guess: Debuchy (5.5m), Yanga-Mbiwa (6.5m), Sissoko (2m), Gouffran (1.5m), Haidara (2m), Thauvin (2.5m). Take off the Ba price and it's a mere £12.5m net spend. Maybe we'll get rid off Simpson too. That's less than a Fletcher, a Downing, a Bent, an Allen or a Henderson. A drop in the ocean considering the money we generate.

1 WA GONNA WIN THA LEEEG!!!!

What in the blue HELL is going on at this mad house? Signings, ambition, urgency.....my head hurts.

Genuinely can't choose.

Thank you Yohan.

Struggling to put into words how good this signing is. Wow! Just when you think you've sussed out Ashley, he gives us the most amazing set of signings ever. Outstanding work! 5 days after Reading and we're in heaven.

Now Kebe's not signing, just want to say I think he's a decent player who might've done a job for us. Oops, only joking.

Sissoko is a superb player. I'd take him immediately, regardless of whether we need him or not.

Out of respect, probably. I know it's unusual for our media to respect someone's privacy but maybe the club have demanded it.

Instead of everyone throwing rumours about, I think it's best to just wait and see. There's not enough information to speculate.

If it was serious or family-related he'd already be gone. The club wouldn't have dragged out negotiations and forced San Lorenzo to walk away. Yet he feels its serious enough to go AWOL over. Can't believe this is still dragging on.

Very much so. He's so determined to leave and it has to be right now - it's something he's willing to destroy his reputation for and effectively end his career. It makes no sense at all.

4 and half years of being the ultimate professional and he ends things like this - it leaves such a bitter taste. I just don't get why he's so determined to ditch us and why it has to be right now. Why the impatience?

"You won't sell me so can you let me walk away please? - I promise I won't sign for San Lorenzo. Promise" However, the sad reality is that we can't physically force a player to turn up. He could easily go AWOL on us. You think you know a player and then he betrays us like this

We won't let him go so he'll just leave instead? Something doesn't add up here. It's concerning. Even if he stays, our relationship with him is damaged.

17 year old ballboys? They'll bring in male tea ladies soon....

The wonders of the internet It took no more than 10 minutes to pinpoint an absolute nobody.