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Woop woop, it's da sound of da police

We can hardly celebrate Hazard being suspended for our game - they've only got Mata, Oscar, Moses etc.

Fantastic!

What sort of team collapses at the Emirates like that? Embarassing.

Going to pick a random post to delete so it gets moved to 999 and he has to re-open it. good idea

BOOM! It was so merciless to Dave to ruthlessly start pg1000 with 'End'. Have a heart!

Is it greedy to say I'm annoyed he's only got 1 goal and an assist from 5 goals? No. Since Sunday he's scored 2 and assisted 1, yet probably won't get any bonuses. Would love one more goal....

Fantasy League: Captain Walcott

If we end up with Aubameyang, something needs to be done to this: Dunno why it doesn't embed but its the Bam-a-lam bit from Black Betty.

Thing is - assuming we stay up - we'll not need much in the summer. Even for depth reasons, it'll probably just be a CB, a striker and then just purple replacements.

'Je ne regrette rien' Even the idiots have to know the song because of that advert.

We don't have time to ease new signings in, I think he'll only do it to Sissoko. Reckon he'll choose: Krul Debuchy Yanga-Mbiwa Coloccini Santon Anita Jonas Marveaux Cabaye Gouffran Cisse BENCH: Elliot, Taylor, Haidara, Perch, Obertan, Sissoko, Shola Which leaves no room for Willo And you know what? I think we'll win this one. The atmosphere seems to have changed around the club now. Against Reading we played a poor side with spirit, whilst Aston Villa are a poor side with no spirit.

On paper, there's not many better defences in the league. Then again, on paper we'd be nowhere near the relegation zone.

Now get lost, you San Lorenzan fucktards http://www.themiddlefinger.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/stone-cold-steve-austin-flipping-bird.jpg

Milan Mandaric is such a trendsetter.

McGeady, N'Zogbia and Llorente are a decent trio of signings, to be fair.

Fergie, Sammy, Abeid and Tav (if Simpson is sold).

No way

Holy shit, imagine if we buy Sissoko for £1m ;D Today has been so surreal GEORDIE BOYZ, TAKIN DA PISS!!!!!11111

The positive is that by dragging this out, we're clearly digging our heels in and being sensible about it. No way does he go now and no way does he go for free.

We can chant Haidara to the chorus of Rosanna by Toto:

Just done some reminiscing tonight - remember when Williamson used to start games for us? Mental.

Phenomenal signing, this one. He could and would get into far better teams than us, yet here he is. Marvellous work.

So looks like QPR will get neither M'Vila or Sissoko, which makes them less likely to stay up. Fingers crossed!