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We'll finally buy Diego Swarfega, the way this week has gone.

Might have to get into FM again when the update comes out. What an insanely good team we have (on paper).

Just caught up with this thread. What a signing this bloke is, we've made everyone else look like fools. We've signed our own Yaya Toure for £2m? It's been an absolutely staggering week, one we'll always remember. Welcome to the club, Moussa

This signing would be too much, man. Cant the club calm down?

The man is beyond senile - an absolute nutjob.

This one is only just sinking in. We bought Yanga-Mbiwa? That is incredible.

You know what makes me nervous? After the past week, Villa are there to be destroyed. It's absolutely on a plate for us.

What a week

Just wait til we lose to Villa

Ince is better than Zaha, yeah. Either Thauvin or Ince would be fantastic, although getting neither wouldnt sour the window in any way.

Don't know why Mallorca rate him. He'll be Hutton dressed as Lahm out there.

Can't wait to get this done

Just need our confirmation with the shirt holding, then it's time for Jizzy Friday.

More time to think of some zany formations Krul S Taylor Perch Williamson Jonas Coloccini Cabaye Yanga-Mbiwa Santon Shola Obertan

I think he's the best crosser we have at the club. Something you wouldn't expect when you see his other strengths and weaknesses. I agree that signing Sissoko could rejuvenate Tiote, our CM options are pretty scary now.

He'll be gutted when the Air Show comes to town.

After Paul Scharner on loan. Meanwhile, we've bought Yanga-Mbiwa, Debuchy and hopefully Sissoko....

Considering we've signed Debuchy and Yanga (ie, filled two absolutely gaping holes in the team), it's comments like this that have got me so excited about Sissoko. We didn't even 'need' a CM. Guy must really be class based on what people have said.

15 games to get 15 points - let's do this!

George Caulkin ‏@CaulkinTheTimes Confirmed: Coloccini stays. #Nufc

Wenger going senile

He's gone further than everyone expected this season, he'll be fine. A superstar in the making.

This time he's gone, surely.

A second string XI now looks far better: Elliot R Taylor Williamson S Taylor Haidara Bigi Tiote Gutierrez Gouffran Thauvin Shola We even have enough depth for a third string: Harper Simpson Perch Good Ferguson Gosling Amalfitano Vuckic Obertan Sammy Campbell ....meaning Ranger, Tavernier and Abeid aren't even third choice - though I guess departures for Simpson and Gosling aren't too far off. Mind blowing stuff.