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Players bottled it. They've been naive from back to front. I'll let you off this time, Neil. But if you try that again...

I thought not having a season ticket wouldn't be a problem for tickets but it looks like everybody is going, so slightly nervous

Such a shame

Same here. Disagree. Can't believe Pardew had the gall to say that. Insanity!

I loved how happy he looked in his celebrations

4-4-2 again. Hoofing it around our team of midgets again. Leaving substitutes til the last minute again. I wish he'd learn these lessons.

Ben Arfa and Tricky Dicky Lambert saved the weekend for me. Any Swansea people on here? Will they replace N Taylor with that Ben Davies young 'un? He's only £4m.

World class player, I absolutely love him. So privileged to say he plays for our club

Much better RB than Simpson ever will be.

I thought he was brilliant, he'll be a star if he stays injury-free.

Can somebody talk me out of using my wildcard please? The temptation is strong and I have a vision of what I wanna do. Help.

Moussa Sissoko (free) to replace Tiote (£25m). I'm psychic.

No way

Some of the cheap players have been doing really well so far: Maloney, Di Santo, Pogrebnyak, Kacaniklic, Gibson and maybe Sterling if he gets lots of gametime.

Gambling, drugs, booze.....it's as if Paul Merson's true addiction is collecting new addictions.

Drogba spoke about Ba on that documentary, he shared a smile with Pardew when Cisse scored and he's mates with Tiote

I'd love to get Drogba, like. But we'd have no chance.

Spurs lost this game last season, so maybe it's progress

Two easy debut goals. Gifted on a plate.

Gardner just Cattermoled Taylor

Yep, the only sides near us that got better were Chelsea & Everton. Plus we have Cisse, Santon & Ben Arfa for a whole year, along with Saylor & Marveaux back. Perch 2.0 is like a new player too. So, whilst we should've pushed for more during the window, we're still fine in comparison with those around us. I think we'll safely be 4th-8th.

Captain Adebayor on the bench ffs

He's meant to be quite good, like. Would be interesting to see how much they bought him for. It seems like Everton with money are as dangerous as we are.