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Any free tickets for Celebrity Juice?

The death will have affected every aspect of his personality and life. Of course it'll impact on his marriage.

Said merely 7 days before they beat us.

How bad can an elbow injury be, like? If its any more than a few weeks than this season is rapidly turning into a disaster.

http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,67573.0.html

Rinse and repeat.

Lloris is probably one of the most impressive transfers of the summer. He belongs at the very best clubs, but unfortunately for him there's lots of brilliant keepers at the minute.

That is horrible, horrible stuff.

Look at his body language - he's clearly torn both hamstrings. And done his ACL.

Tottenham do well in the market these days but maaaan they used to do some terrible signings. Another thing we have in common.

He can fuck off, then. Doesnt he know of the Amsterdam-Newcastle ferries?

I emailed the club box office about non-members/season ticket holders and got this reply: "Tickets for this game will be strictly limited to season ticket holders and club members I'm afraid, as it is likely to be in very high demand."

I know you get some weird fan fiction on the internet but this is excessive.

Holy shit on a stick You can't unsee that!

Financially it'd be a massive loss and they'd already lost loads of midfielders lately. I still reckon Downing has some value, even if its not much. Rodgers is on a relentless pursuit to prove how terrible at management he is. Each story seems to eclipse the last one....very impressive stuff.

Each of those swaps would've been horrific for them - I'm gobsmacked at the ideas they have. We're clearly going to get Enrique back though.

Something to look forward to at work tomorrow

That's a good deal actually. And it's easy to get from Brussels to Bruges? My problem is not having a season ticket or even being a club member, so I'm worried that I won't get a ticket. How much is club membership?

Andy Brassell ‏@andybrassell Good signing for Lorient - midfielder Benjamin Corgnet from Dijon for potential €6m. Good player. Newcastle had a sniff earlier this year. Lyon actually agreed personal terms with Corgnet months ago, held up due to cashflow probs, then decided priorities elsewhere (1/2) So Lyon got Malbranque, Lorient got Corgnet & he gets a regular game. FCL could also turn profit in future. Everyone's a winner (2/2)

Just give it to Hatem, basically. Found myself shouting it throughout the Villa game, even when we were in our own half. Yeah and instead of doing the one-two with Tiote, let Hatem be the short option. They'll either foul him or back off.

We found a much more effective routine - the one which won a penalty vs Spurs. We should give it another go.

Good timing because I've just recently started raving about Ince. Would be an inspired signing

6.1% have said 2 goals What makes someone inspect that poll, laugh at it and then go "but seriously, i think i'll vote for 2. definitely 2. 2 is the exact number he'll get"?

Its a shame though, because I was hoping he'd be proved wrong by having no Prem clubs after him.

Sunderland will beat them and it'll be great They're an abomination of a club and a stain on football. I feel like my life is that Michael Jackson Popcorn gif. Hopefully they don't get Owen though, because then lil' Mickey would get what he wants.