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That is really tempting. Still have fond memories of their phone-in.

He's a much better fit than Carroll or De Jong, similar price, French, fast and in the last year of his contract. So i'd be 100% behind this. I'm not sure he'd join us but, then again, we thought the same with Ben Arfa and Cabaye.

Manchester during home games and it varies for away ones.

the extra zero!

Remy would be perfect - absolutely spot on. But would he want to join us?

My world briefly fell apart but now it's ok again. Imagine if we signed Debuchy and Douglas overnight!

Must say, I like Rosenior as a commentator.

Santon, man

Fingers crossed that he's our back-up to Douglas. He'd be bloody brilliant for us.

Man City, Man Utd, Chelsea, Arsenal, Tottenham, Newcastle, Liverpool.

Time for the glorious return of my highly successful 'Player Pronunciation Thread': http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,76936.msg3027189.html#msg3027189

Celtic winning in Europe?

£15m for Joe Allen. You just can't write this stuff That is an outrageous fee.

He'll not stay there.

The provisional name is AlanSmith'sGoalBonus and the team is in the VERY early stages.... GK: De Gea, Green DEF: A Cole, Lescott, Tomkins, Cuellar, Williams MID: Mata, Yaya Toure, Ben Arfa, Noble, Guthrie FOR: Aguero, Torres, Graham ....but it depends on Van Persie's decision, who is tired from the Olympics, if Swansea sign Michu, what Fergie's preferred back 4 is, if Pienaar goes to Everton and many other things.

If you choose a NUFC defender, go with a regular that gets attacking points - I'm going with Santon but if we get Debuchy it might change. There's not many great cheap players this year though, just Noble.

We'd struggle to get him off Man Utd. Also, you spelt his name wrong.

Slightly concerned that they have London. Hmmm.

Martin Lol was right, i think. Such a shame about Ledley though.

Hopefully that scares us off. Ashley's attempts to sign him were just an excuse to wave his dick and go "Look at me, look at me. Over £20m profit". But a £20m fee would definitely not do that.

I wonder if Mulumbu is the back up plan when this fails. He claimed a while back that we were in discussions for him.

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Just bought him on FM. Hope his long throws are better (actually, no I don't!).

Impressive start by Rodgers, mind. It didn't take him long to make a fool of himself.

Google Translate talks like BABA. PS/ McClaren is a dickhead.