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#askenrique if a cat always lands on its feet, & toast always lands butter side down, what happens if u butter the top side of toasted cat? #AskEnrique if a tree falls in the forest & no-one's around to hear it, are #NUFC still in the top 5?

Some of those photos are class.

shurely madonna's 'like a vurnon' ? Vurnon Down The House Tom Jones & The Cardigans - Burning Down The House

"What the hell was that? Was that meant to confuse me?" For Christ's sake, that was frickin' awesome - especially that girly giggle.

Yo looks like one of the McFly lads.....coincidence? I think not.

Are we at the 'create a chant' stage yet? If so, how about Anita Dollar or Anita Hero?

Just a bit

Stats for me, like.

pennies, man. we have no shame

My housemate created a spreadsheet 1 year with all players past stats. Spent fucking days on it. He finished mid table. Well thankfully it's not that bad yet. Phew!

Already at work on this, like I won't reveal the sad depths I've sunk to but I need to win this!

Next season's Fantasy League values Sessegnon more than any of our midfielders. Now where's that damn crowd pic....

The path is clear, then. Liverpool will eventually have to give in. Not sure if this is good news or not.

Rodgers should learn lessons from AVB's time at Chelsea and not immediately ruffle feathers.

If we're only talking 2 or 3 million, we should just let him see out his 5p per week contract.

So many players at his age have the talent but lack the mentality. At such a crucial stage of development they made bad decisions, gain an ego and discover nightlife. Bigi - as a highly religious kid - shouldn't fall into that trap. I think we have a real prospect here.

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Move on, try other targets and maybe revisit this on deadline day. Maybe.

The opinion split is probably based on our perceptions. When comparing it with the £35m, it looks great because we've made Liverpool look stupid. On the other hand, its at least £10m and massive wages on a 3rd choice striker that contradicts our new playing style. Unfortunately, both points are valid. As funny as it'll be to humiliate Liverpool, I think we can easily find a better and cheaper 3rd choice striker. One that fits the blueprint. We know Carroll will be back one day but I dont think it should be this one.

Time to get those Body Language books out again....

Some loans have guaranteed purchases at the end (like Ibra signing for Milan), which seem pointless to me. I hope this wouldnt be one of those.

Fucking hell, that is outrageous money.

Dunno if these links have been posted yet: http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/transfers/carroll-heading-home-as-liverpool-write-off-25m-7945406.html http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/newcastle-united/9402142/Newcastle-United-move-is-a-ploy-to-unsettle-Andy-Carroll-and-eventually-re-sign-him-for-only-12m.html Both seem to think it's a very likely deal, somewhere between £10m and £12m.

Must admit I'm surprised the club seem to be paying that much, but absolutely chuffed that they are. He'll be a fantastic signing and an incredible upgrade on our current right backs

I think we'll likely be back in for him. The wheels are starting to turn... We played long ball for a lot of last season. The reason our win at West Brom was so great was because we hadn't seen that type of play - it certainly wasn't the norm. We played gritty football until March and evolved by May. Being sensible now - and ignoring how funny it'd be - he'd be an awkward fit and I think we should stick to our successful project. It won't be a problem if we don't get him, this was just a bonus. The opportunists probably thought it was worth a go, without getting serious about it. However, I'm very curious about who's next on our list after De Jong, Carroll and Hoilett. Quite a fun Sunday night