Ketsbaia

Fantasy League is going all wrong today. Such a shame if it's bad though.

Jason Puncheon should be nicknamed Judy.

Great to see that golden Premier League lion roaring again

Agree. Not impressed with those signings at all.

Terry, Mata and Torres only returned 13 points but hopefully Captain Torres can go crazy in midweek. Need Zabaleta, Yaya Toure and Aguero to kick ass today.

Now that's a decent signing but it doesn't stop them being significantly worse than last season.

What a mess this is

I'd stay away from Adam Johnson, like. Didn't he fall out with Mancini over his off the pitch partying? I thought Larsson and McClean were their strong points so dunno how they'd all fit in, surely that money would be better used on Fletcher.

37 points with 7 players left, 3 of whom have 2 matches and this includes my captain.

Liked him. Didnt know he was quick too!

I actually forgot Colo wasnt playing, which is the biggest compliment he can get.

Fan-bloody-tastic result to start the season. We weren't great but neithet were they. Could be a big result in the Champions League race... Highlights being Pardew and 'that' Taylor header.

We can definitely beat that. Without doubt.

Some absolutely mental scores this afternoon It's almost impossible to beat last season's entertainment but they're giving it a good go.

Spectacular goal by Parky, keeper had no chance. Parky 1 - 0 Rodgers.

Michu 2, Petric 2 with 1 assist......yeh, no malo.

Couple of surprise maulings this afternoon, like. Always a treat to see Lolerplol lose too.

YEEEEESSSSS!!!!!!!!

This referee should be knighted.

Luckily, Spurs haven't got any great strikers. But still.......not good.

Michu 2, Petric 2

Would much rather play Colo than Ben Arfa, like. Worrying if he's out.

Good team, if so.

Michu and Petric goals FPL king!

What did he say? Camera went to him and he just sat there with his head down for ages, unaware it was his turn.