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I think he'd be willing to be 3rd choice here if it meant he could come back home. He was obviously homesick, with the amount of times he was back up here.

Not a good one. Phone signals are a bastard there.

I can't stop laughing at this It's probably the same sense of humour that led to Dezza streaking across the pitch but this is a good 'un. They'll probably accept and we'll go "Nah it's ok. You keep him" whilst legging it back to SJP.

No, I agree Although it's mostly for the idea of humiliating Liverplol.

By the way, I'm not against this at all. If it's adding a third stiker that gives us another gameplan than fair enough. It'll not happen though.

We're ripping the piss out of them here Ultimate trolling.

Damn you, Puma

They wanted Cisse too, didn't they? Bayern - the Champions League finalists - must be so jealous of us.

The casinos of Landsberg am Lech? Absolutely. Theres a great one next to the Frankfurter factory. Sorry for the confusion.

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/football/view/262088/Swindon-eye-shock-move-for-Harry-Kewell/?

I think Fat Mike will show up for this, lose millions in the casinos and then cancel the Debuchy deal - who was watching the game in the stands. He'll then sell Tiote and 'trouser the money'.

97-99 kit should never be mentioned again, especially as one was accompanied by a purple, orange and green away shirt. Horrific times.

Still my favourite moment as a Newcastle fan. Just a phenomenal night.

Contract for Lee, like.

And of course, the Ibra and Eto'o calamity.

white patch is the wrong decision, man another year without buying a home kit.

Hang on, did this actually happen?

They've just admitted their mistake - he's actually 9.0m. Shame.

Fulham have lost Pogrebnyak, Murphy and probably Dempsey.

Norwich, Swansea and Wigan for me, like. West Brom and Fulham push them close though.

Today's values: Nikica Jelavic 8.5m, Olivier Giroud 9.0m, Carlos Tevez 6.0m

No need to. It's almost reality.

It'd be great if they signed Jordy Clasie from Feyenoord, just to see their reaction.

£5m?? Five. Million. English. Pounds?? I'll accept nothing below £6m