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One glorious day - hopefully soon - Simpson wont play for us anymore. He's the weak link when we play well and an even weaker one when we dont. Sell, sell, sell.

2nd half was much better but that was abysmal. Ba, Krul, Simpson and Willo were particularly bad but HBA was magical at times.

Our best player by miles today but was furious when Pards took him off. He's incredible on the ball though.

I'm leaning towards 'unlikely'.

We've not been THAT bad and they've not been THAT good......but 4-0??? Wish Simpson would stop hoofing it up.

Why would a 'dream offer' involve going to Chelsea?

Not worried by the prospect of Marin tbh.

Our next manager. We already have Puyol (Colo), Pique (Saylor) and Messi (Ben Arfa).

Ohhh you have GOT to be kidding me

I can see us, Chelsea and Spurs all getting 4 points over these 2 games. That'd leave us still 3 and 4 points ahead with only 2 games left.

I dare you to read that and not be in love with this club. The players, the staff......everything is spot on right now. There's so many hidden highlights there, including the rice pudding, chocolate spread and all the Sir Bobby references. Great article

I understand when people don't want video evidence as human error gives them something to talk about, but goal line technology isn't subjective. This deals with facts, not opinions. Too many big games have been ruined by these mistakes and it's long, long overdue. I look forward to it being put into place.

Howard* Santon*, Kaboul*, Caulker Pienaar*, Sessegnon, Van der Vaart*, Sigurdsson Cisse*, Rooney, Van Persie BENCH: Mignolet, Valencia, Kompany, Evans * = double gameweek

Landreau, Chedjou, Mavuba, Balmont, Beria, Enyeama and Tulio De Melo are particularly mint.

Song, Yaya > Pienaar, Van der Vaart Just unsure whether to risk 4 points by putting Gallas in for either Caulker or Enrique. They've got 2 games but Gallas isn't guaranteed to start both.

It did for Mourinho, AVB etc. Yeah but their first jobs were at new clubs, whilst this is from within. I know it worked with Guardiola but it feels like the exception to the rule. Wish Bielsa got it

Vilanova It guess it helps the transition, but promoting assistants doesn't often work (Roeder, Terry Connor etc).

Yeah you could tell some of them were crestfallen. It's so sad

It looks digusting but the worst bit is the boxing in of Northern Rock....hopefully being Virgin Money will alter that bit slightly. I also prefer more black than white and I'm guessing the patch on the back is white? Definitely not buying this piece of garbage.

Such a shame, I'm a bit gutted tbh. It doesnt mean the team has to end though - cant see anyone leaving and theyll have someone's new ideas to enhance what they currently are. It's not like tiki-taka ends without Pep. But itll feel strange not seeing him there. VI, do you trust your board to appoint the right coach?

Probably a member of staff. Not a player, because that would actually be interesting.

I love that green kit. Reminds me of mint toothpaste.

Great scenes. So it's an Athletic vs Atletico in the final - that won't get confusing! I definitely think the Spaniards with the red and white home kit will win....call it a hunch.

Lovely assist. GET IN!!!

Buy Javi Martinez and put him in defence.