Ketsbaia

Rivaldo, Ronaldinho, Messi, Iniesta, Xavi, Dani Alves, Fat Ronaldo, Thierry Henry, Nedved, Silva, Bellamy

Huh? nba is similar to the second name Ba. It makes no sense, I think I'll hide now

is that a cousin of his?

Out-fucking-standing work ;D The facial expressions are hilarious.

Ever since that syrup interview and he started tweeting, he's become a legend. I find myself with a constant smile whenever he's doing interviews - a wonderful personality. Let's just get rid of that clause and move on.

How's 55 with 2 to play a bad week?! Take away Captain Van Persie (which loads had the same), it was full of 1s and 2s

If Swansea don't buy Sigurdsson I'd love to see him here, depending on the price. A Tiote-Cabaye-Sigurdsson midfield could be brilliant.

Had a poor week. As well as the strikers debacle, i benched Mignolet (7pts). 55pts so far with Bale and Enrique to play.

He's angling for a move to Sunderland. RTG must be in meltdown.

Torres was terrible there. For once, eh?

Massive Balls. Can't wait to see the third pen. The clue was when he started celebrating with Rooney. He feels immortal.

Webb is outdoing himself here. Got to admire the audacity though.

That's fantastic news. He's very handy to have around and is a good lad. I feared the worst when the oxygen mask come out though.

How does Howard Webb still get Man U games? Such a soft penalty. Tyler needs to stop calling him AVB, like.

So were the mackems cheering on their good friends at Villa? Or did they have a lovers' tiff after selling Bent?

Man of the Match by a mile. Impressed that he lasted all 90 minutes too, his improvement has been remarkable.

The Dembai Revolution has begun and it's slightly scaring me tbh.

10. We're there, job done.

The way Barca play you could have Bale as a 'left back that isn't really a left back' to go with Dani Alves. When they go forward Busquets drops back and you've got an even more frightening team.

Class celebration. It looks like we've got a great partnership brewing - let the good times commence!

This weeks debate was which striker to bring in for Sturridge....D Cisse, P Cisse, Graham or Aguero. I chose Djibril who got sent off whilst the other four scored. Unbelievable

I like our bench though. Theres the tall plank (Shola), the brilliant striker (Cisse), the fast one (Obertan) and the creative genius (Ben Arfa). We can now adapt to different situations.

Our midfield is like a horrible nightmare, dropping Ben Arfa was absolutely the wrong decision. Villa's defence are poor though. Draw.

Reckon Guthrie will be one of the contracts.

top one needs to become a smiley