Ketsbaia

What a save!!!!

Suarez is such a scummy twat. He has no shame.

Question 1: Ah wuz there when Kevin Phillips kicked a puddle and lobbed Tommy Wright. Were yew? Question 2: Ah wuz there when that kid ran on and hit that maggie twat Steve Harper. Were yew? Question 3: Ah wuz there in person when we beat those scruffy Mags 9-1. Were yew? FTM

I tweeted this to Joey Barton: @Joey7Barton hey joey, what do you think of Coloccini's new long term, high earning contract? keeps him at #nufc til he's 34.

Parading a trophy in front of Arsenal players and supporters

Kilgallon and Turner should bring some lube to make tomorrow slightly more comfortable.

This is also good news. Wor Tim's a good guy

Yaya Toure in for Silva. Made him captain ahead of Cabaye but it was oh so close to being YoCabs.

This is incredible. The best news possible and I am absolutely ecstatic at the moment Exceptional news

The new Cabaye and Santon interviews (see their threads) prove once again how likeable this 'group of lads' is.

Love the guy. He'll rise to the occasion on Sunday.

This has gone beyond playing abillity now. Of course he would destroy them, just like he'd have eventually destroyed Wolves and most of the teams in this league. Of course we're more dangerous and threatening with him. But Pardew has made his mind up about him and we'll just have to put up with it - he prefers hard working grafters with slightly better Prozone numbers.

The prediction guy from The Sun predicts 2-1 too

I went Ba, Colo and Cabaye but tbh I could've picked about 10 of them, they're such a likeable bunch of players. Unlike several years ago, I'm proud to have these lot at our club.

If City sign Van Persie they're taking over the world.

Well that's innovative - appointing a dead Monkee the day after he died.

I'm going to celebrate by posting youtube footage and libellous claims tonight. And call you all the c word.

Horrible place, horrible people, horrible accent, horrible club, horrible stadium.......that place being within 10 miles of me makes me physically sick every day.

Ok, now he's made it personal

Started listening to this several weeks ago and sometimes it can be hilarious Alan Davies taking the piss out of Saggy Redknapp during the court case was fun!

Did he quit after the 17th hole?

I think we've established that J4G deserves it's own thread now

he doesn't travel, africa travels to him.

Well that's the thing - Newcastle have had numerous world class players and names known throughout the world....our list of legends is massive. Sunderland have that '73 goalie, Phillips and Quinny

Snapshots are the work of the devil.