Ketsbaia

Every match for them is El Clasico and they're set to sign Klaas Jan Huntelaar, apparantly.

It seems so.

Fantastic shot, so unlucky RR Drenthe

I dunno what'd be worse: the mackems winning or the nauseating graciousness when they lose "awww unlucky lads. sunderland til i die. great effort, we'll win it next year. Saint Martin. ftm". Actually I do. The mackems winning.

Baines crossing to Jelavic's head might be quite profitable this season.

YES

Have they brought flares into the ground?

Oh fuck off

Every time McClean gets it, he has Neville and Coleman on him. So Larsson's set pieces are their only threat. C'mon Everton!!!

This ref is a mackem

Reckon Sunderland might nick this 1-0, although Everton will be up for this.

Just brought him into my Fantasy League team so he better score at least 5 tomorrow.

Diame, Mulumbu, Kara, Moussa Sissoko

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/newcastle-united/9149884/Newcastle-United-striker-Papiss-Demba-Cisse-struggling-to-adapt-to-England.html? I love the way Luke Edwards uses a picture of Ba whilst calling him Cisse.

Well, that's a surprise See ya Stephane! Seriously though, without Sessegnon, the mackems could very well struggle next season. O'Neill won't sign another player like him, the man will probably sign an overrated English/British based player. Who needs Sessegnon when you can have Shaun Maloney, Aiden McGeady or Steve Sidwell? Maybe N'Zogbia will finally sign!

Classy city.

Oh man that'd be incredible

Dunno who to bench out of Santon, Cabaye and Sigurdsson. Normally it'd just be Santon but my brother has Simpson so if we get a clean sheet (which I doubt), I'll miss out and with only a 3 point gap, that'd be vital. Cabaye never delivers on this but I'm always tempted, whilst Sigurdsson has a decent fixture too. Hmmm, decisions.

He's trolling us, right? That's too good to be true.

He was far too kind calling them 'people'. He's clearly signing for them.

Imagine what Colo would be like with a competent centre half alongside him! Can't wait to see that problem fixed, whether that be a new signing or Super Stevie Taylor (who did look good before the injury).

Weaknesses? Isn't Barcelona their only weakness?