Ketsbaia

It's a shame that Ashley is a twat with a self-destructive streak because the financial stability, transfer policy and plans for the youth team are something I've dreamed of us having for many years.

To be honest, I have some mackem 'mates' that were in the away end and the thought of them being happy yesterday disgusted me. Had a giggle when I imagined how gutted they'd feel after The Big Sho. I guess that's what derbies do to you.

The amount of crap I've heard from mackems today is crazy, like. Apparantly we were lucky, the ref was one of us and they were the best team. They say history is rewrote by the victors, so why are they trying it?

With a new CB and Saylor back from injury, I'd really like to see that but I bet a lot on here wouldn't And Pardew wouldn't dare try it.

Keep himself right for sitting on the bench?

Wigan 0-2 Swansea, Sigurdsson with both goals --> Caulker gets 3 bonus points. The darkest day of the bonus points system.

Ben Arfa was HAULED ON today, which must have been embarassing for him

Sigurdsson would be brilliant, I think he's a fantastic player.

Hang on - smearing shit....that means they scooped their shit out of the toilet with their hands? What the fuck is the matter with those inbred literally motherfucking freaktards?

Ben Arfa was outstanding today. You'd hope that the penny has now dropped but it didn't after Fulham or Bolton........how thick must you be to keep dropping this guy? Pardew's biggest mistake has been his treatment of HBA, but he can rectify that by starting the lad. It's beyond obvious.

Seeing their fans on facebook is irritating, like. It's all "Tiote is a fucking dirty diver", "Your fans were dead quiet" and "We were the better side"......ridiculous stuff. But I get the upper hand because I'm not inbred.

Well yeh, obviously we'll lose this one. But we'll do it in style 3-0 (Walcott, Van Persie, Gervinho)

The best thing about today is that maybe Pardew will finally get it into his thick skull that long ball isn't working. Just play Ben Arfa, get them to pass it around and we're a MUCH better team. His subs were good today, even if his initial tactics were diabolical. Loved his little incident with O'Neill

Good performance today, it's a shame so many shots fell to him though I bet Cabaye would've loved those!

He's not brilliant at LB but I'd rather RB-LB be Santon-Raylor than Simpson-Santon

Shola, you're shit but I love you. Viva la Shola!

Chelsea have made the wrong decision there, like. Excellent news for us.

He was awful but the poor lad didnt have a chance with our 1st half no-show.

Ahhh my brother has Dempsey as captain and thats cancelled my Gylfi, Vorm and Senderos. And i have sess on a ban!

Every emotion from the last few are still vivid, which doesnt exactly help. So nervous. I hate the derby!

Starting to get more confident as we get closer to kick off. Our collapses of the last 6 weeks aren't a factor tomorrow - derby day is a different entity. And we're much better than them. Our players are pumped up for this, SJP will have an electric atmosphere and if it comes down to ability, we've got them. We know how to beat these and I think we will do again. 3-1 win. Bets: £1 on both teams to score 4/6 £1 on Cabaye to score 4/1 £1 on Santon to score 12/1 £1 on NUFC to score a penalty 11/2

Tomorrow is the first match in a while where I don't think he should start. We need Raylor to help Simpson against Richardson and McClean, whilst Jonas will make life tricky for their RB. But using him from the bench is a great option.

42 points with Santon, Cabaye, Fletcher, Bale and Rooney to play. Mainly thanks to RvP and Sigurdsson.

The Gylf scores!!!!

Silva and Aguero rested, I've just brought in Yaya for Silva