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I can't see him doing well there, like.

Oh man i've had several Jumpers For Goalposts phases......my speciality is turn shots and headers. Bloody addictive!

They've just had him for a month and now they organise a last minute friendly days before the derby? They can get lost.

Where do you get that from? Lee Ryder ‏ @lee_ryder Cisse has withdrawn from Senegal as a precaution #nufc The man is speaking in riddles....

4 would be fine. I don't think other clubs would match Colo's wages when they can just get a younger player instead.

Parky you should be winning, man. Stop being modest

Raylor is only there for 'hard work', 'graft' and free kicks. The first two are a load of bollocks and we have Cabaye for set pieces, so I'm not sure why Pardew has persisted with him. Funny on twitter though, maybe that's why.

In a dream last night, we swapped Ben Arfa for Marvin Martin.......very strange. Martin & Bassedas then fired us to 3rd in the league.

Brummie is a legend and is the only redeeming feature Villa have, otherwise I'd absolutely love them to go down. Never forget.

I know what you mean, like. Each week brings several new frustrations, such as Ferguson resting Rooney after I sacrificed 4 points to get him. Also, 6 of my squad didnt end up playing. Van Persie not getting bonus points either!

5th Arsenal 6th Liverpool 7th Newcastle FA Cup Final: 2 of Tottenham, Chelsea and Liverpool .....would be fine, I think.

Dunno, like. I'd say he definitely is.

And then we'll get the FA Cup spot in 7th (if that goes to plan), regardless of Liverpool being 5th or 6th.

But even if they finish 6th, isn't 5th place automatically in Europe anyway? The three Europa spots go to 5th, CC winners and FA Cup winner/runner-up. I might have confused myself here, sorry.

What if we finish 4th? By the way, what's the 'Liverpool finish 5th or above' about?

Need two of Chelsea, Spurs and Liverpool in the FA Cup final, then. Assuming we finish 7th.

Good news for us, but that telly was turned off at a supersonic speed.

Beautiful pen by Johnson

Why don't they want to score penalties?

Lawrenson talking about constipation....wonderful.

Cardiff will win on penalties

Oh fuck off

It's horrible to see Dalglish, Enrique, Carroll and Suarez win trophies and be happy but if it helps Newcastle, so be it. My love for NUFC exceeds my hatred for Liverpool.

What a strange winner!

I'd prefer that they get smashed and then we just win games.