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Oh man, can't wait for the come-down

Craig reckons Ruiz texted friends that Fulham isn't really for him. BOOOOOM

We want Jim! We want Jim! We want Jim! WE WANT JIM !!!!!!!

Stoke want Adam Johnson on loan. GET THE COPTERRRRRRRR

No way will Ruiz pick us over London, like.

TOON TOON! BLACK AND WHITE ARMY! TOON TOON! BLACK AND WHITE ARMY! TOON TOON! BLACK AND WHITE ARMY!

Back on motherfuckers!!!

If Sunderland get Sturridge I'm going out and committing several crimes tonight.

FUCKING SIGN ROUX MAN!!!!!

Have you already made it? No, I just appreciate the creativity.

Oooooh good idea for a thread.

IN: Maiga Situ Unexpected loan (Onuoha, Paddy Van etc.) OUT: Ranger OTHER TEAMS: Parker and Cahill to Spurs; Arsenal to go mental; Sunderland to implode; Hutton to Villa; QPR to get Anton, SWP and more crap. David Craig will swear on live TV Andy 'Two Phones' Burton will forget to charge them up Arry Redknapp will run over a reporter's foot Georgie and Charlotte will look delightful Jim White will break the world decibel record ....all in all, an average day.

The Sun reckons Arsenal will add M'Vila and Marvin Martin to the signings of Park, Mertesacker and Andre Santos. Wenger has a shortlist of 20 players. Seems very panicky, but I guess he has no other option. http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/3784588/Arsene-Wenger-hits-panic-button.html

bit late in the day to be 'on the radar'.

You're back i think tomorrow is gonna be crazier than normal, even by our standards. reckon we'll sign maiga, situ and sneak a surprise loan that nobody saw happening (maybe onuoha). no major sales but there'll always be the fear that somebody like arsenal will panic. ranger will go.

To be honest - and I said this about Erdinc a while back - but this one is blatantly happening.

I know he's overweight etc but if they sell Gyan and replace him with Crouch they're in a lot of trouble. Double Agent Purpleface does it again!

i get the feeling tomorrow will be more hectic than normal deadline days - especially for newcastle, arsenal and qpr. expect the weird and the wonderful.

I think there's still a deal possible but we'll have to be prepared to pay top whack. Clubs aren't going to lose their best strikers this late in the day unless we make it worth their while. Thats why I'm hopeful for Nolan Roux. If this buyout clause exists, his value won't be rising tomorrow.

awww wearside was being sensible again lately and it was nice. but the crouch thing....anyone that thinks he's anything better than turboshit wants shooting. HAHAHAHAHA!

That is absolutely tragic.

To those saying he failed his medical: I will hunt you all down, one by one.

That strikeforce is insanely good

If its not gifs, its fucking puns around here