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Vuckic looks VERY promising. Maybe we should fast-track him because he's been a high point of this turbulent pre-season.

He's currently on his 2nd lap of Elland Road. Still pointing at him furiously though "It was me, look at me, it was me. my goal - mine mine mine"

Wales are shit. They haven't a point in qualifying and I think they've scored 1 goal, whereas the Faroes have four points and were pretty close to having another 3. They've got nobody but themselves to blame for ending up in the bottom pot. Teams would 'fear' Wales more than the Faroes. For a start, they have the World's Greatest Football Ever Gareth Bale ©

I don't see anyone else matching his wages. And Liverpool aren't in any sort of European football.

£1.5m isn't enough, like. Should have topped £2m and it's a shame the lad is so allergic to Premiership football, because theres talent there.

Some of those seedings are a bit of a joke, like. Norway and Wales especially. Also seeing Montenegro in a higher pot than Switzerland is odd.

Blackburn, Wigan, QPR and Norwich. Seriously can't see any of them staying up, even if one has to.

Hero. An actual hero.

Well it said in the Sunday Sun that Sturridge is on our list but we don't want to wait until mid-late August to get our striker. So we still have that option after the Beckfords and Crouchs go away. Our back-up plan is the best one!

FFT's Season Preview for us started like this: "Who would have thought the Toon Army would ever be satisfied with merely preserving their Premier League status?" Before rolling off a few stereotypes and predicting we'll finish 13th. Pat Nevin says we'll get relegated! What a load of absolute bollocks.

Good call, actually. Can easily see that.

Pastore at PSG would be tasty. In fact the whole team looks delicious.

Emile Heskey, Benjani, Robbie Keane, Yakubu, Darius Vassell, Julian Joachim, Marcelo Salas

3 days away? Why sit on it when theres Friday's Journal/Chronicle?

He'll still be third choice, the Pastore signing means nothing. Aren't they playing with just one striker anyway?

Erdinc's has went from being a regular at PSG (who he supports), to having competition up front (Gameiro) to now being at a club that are buying everything they can get hold of. It's all changing for him, so naturally his willingness to move will change. If he didn't want to join a few weeks ago, it doesn't mean he doesn't want to now - it isn't that linear.

Thomson House finally agree on something.

Common sense finally finds its way to football. It's about damn time.

I hear the last of the fires are being put out there tonight. That was quite a blaze!!

Think he's said he wants to fight for his place but, come on, he's obviously going. Would love him here.

Think people are forgetting how fantastic Tevez was for City last season. On his own up front, he was a monster. It'll be very hard to replace, although Aguero does have exceptional talent. Its great to have him in England.

Didn't take long for Montenegro to fly up the pots. Crazy that the Faroes are ahead of Wales and Iceland though.

If Liverpool/Arsenal aren't completely sold on him, these twitter rants won't exactly convince them to buy. Hopefully it will put them off.

Agree generally, but the derby is a bit different. Especially Lee fucking Cattermole.

Although it would've been good to see him rip them a new one, you just know Clattermole would've crippled him. He'd make it his mission. And this way we get Shola up front with Ba!