Ketsbaia

Awwww man

Really struggling to find a river here, its like the Sahara.

Grandstand finish here

£ Which they spent on......oh. Sucks to be them.

And here we go. The season starts here....

Wenger's philosophy revolutionised Arsenal, but it will also be his downfall. We're starting to see that.

We could easily beat Villa, who aren't that great, but we won't. Need Ba and Marveaux in for Shola and Obertan.

Must admit, I'm not a film lover. Have hardly watched any. But now I plan on watching 5 or 6 tomorrow, just to distance myself from the little cretin.

Right thats it, I'm boycoutting the game.

AAAARRRGGHHHH, you quoting mentalists!!!

If we base this on the prognosis for Ben Arfa's 2nd injury (not serious, only a precaution blah blah blah), this is a 6 monther.

Cracking. Brilliant. Awesome!

If true, I couldn't think of many worse pieces of news to get right now. Ryan fucking Taylor is a disgrace to this sport (unless its against Sunderland or course...)

Its like those assassins that let a gun accidently stumble into their hands, then accidently pull the trigger as its aimed at a man's forehead. One big accident.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/3814682/Martin-Jol-failed-to-tell-Bryan-Ruiz-he-was-banned-from-the-Europa-League.html What sort of idiot player isn't aware that he is cup-tied? Pretty sneaky from Jol there, but totally get why he did it.

Also been exchanging tweets with Lille's Aurelien Chedjou

Really enjoyed watching Dortmund tonight. Remember the young German team from the World Cup? Well add Gotze, Hummels etc to that and its frightening.

Just let me know when BATE Borisov play Victoria Plzen, then I'll pay attention.

In 2011, its completely undefendable that Shola is a Premier League player. Awful is putting it mildly.

Out of all Wearside's WUM posts, that was probably the most pathetic. Deary me.

The last 3 pages have just been winner after winner after winner. They're ridiculously funny

A couple of weeks ago Sir Alex said the authorities were against Man United....MANCHESTER F'ING UNITED. And the whole world laughed at that. The Magedia is a similarly ludicrous concept.

Ba and Best are both better than Gyan, at least. I remember telling my mackem 'mates' when they signed him that he isn't very good and worth nowhere near that fee, which they saw as blasphemy. Their silence now is deafening.