Ketsbaia

Wouldn't be surprised if this was our last addition for the summer (except an Enrique replacement), although we really do need another body in defence.

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He was arrested for 'crimes against football' so I think he's another VISA victim.

If he hasn't heard of Ben Arfa, I dread to think how he'll react to Cabaye. Probably never even heard of Demba Ba!

We were in the top 8 until the final day iirc. As for replacing Cahill with Miquel, ha . That's probably why we've been rejecting Arsenal's bids - refusing to pay the asking price and trying to fob us off with youth players, sounds like typical Arsenal really. Aye, I remember Coyle was rightly getting praised all season and yous were doing great. Then all of a sudden the season ends and you're 14th. Mental.

Better than nothing and Carr really rates him, so lets get this sorted. Shola 4th choice

Banter

Laughing on my own like a nutcase here

Yay, one of N-O's chat hijack nights!

Guilty :-[ I was already confused by the title.

And as well as it felt like they were doing, didn't they only finish 14th last season? At least the 3 promoted clubs look terrible....that should save them.

It'll be like a game of Boring Top Trumps; "I have Craig Gardner" "Yeh? Well I have Nigel Reo-Coker" "Oh really? How about Wes Brown" "Dude, you've forgotten Tyrone Mears" "Erm....Anton Ferdinand, bro" "Sean Davis" "Ok, ok man, you win...."

Trying to out-meh Sunderland, I see. At least the firemen of Bolton will be busy.

He's blatantly ours. Hopefully they're holding out to see what happens with Sturridge, but probably not.

http://static.westminster-abbey.org/assets/thumbnail/0004/20677/Rector--and--Priest-Vicars.jpg "Gio, we at the ITK Council have decided you're going to Udinese. And that is final. In other news; Luka, we've decided you will stay". Chuffed that Sanchez has went to Barcelona....they're great for each other. Don't think Vucinic and Spurs are good for each other though, I just can't see it working out.

henrywinter Henry Winter Fingers crossed for Hatem Ben Arfa. Good player enduring wretched luck with injuries. Could be a real star for #nufc if he can stay fit

I've changed my team name to Raylor's Smile.

Stretchering him off man.....what a sick joke to pull on us. Bit of a traumatic few minutes though.

Fucking PHEW

Seriously, this better not be fucking happening.

This isn't happening.

Its 2am so I can't be bothered to dig it out, but I definitely saw it on here somewhere. Mightn't have said 'love'.

Wasn't that bothered about him until I read that Graham Carr absolutely loves him. I trust his judgement. Plus he's better than Shane Long.

1 2 I think.

Given Vidic, A Cole, Huth Valencia, Brunt, Ben Arfa, Cabaye, Downing Van Persie, Ba BENCH: Westwood, Jagielka, Assou-Ekotto, Graham