Ketsbaia

The Sun says that 'the identity of a top Premier League footballer who tested positive for cocaine will be revealed tonight'. http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3808119/Top-Premier-footie-ace-is-on-cocaine.html Shit just got serious.

Just a phenomenal specimen of a human being. Sensational.

Although its funny for us, the way Gyan has acted is a disgrace. Such a dick. Sunderland's mediocre squad now has an embarassing array of strikers and they're in a deep rut. Bruce is a dead man walking, but of course a payout would destroy them. Its all falling apart there. They're in trouble.

Nile looked like a right bellend tonight. I saw him roaming the streets at 3.30am.

Sacrificed 4 points for Dzeko Today was a complete disaster until Rooney came along...

...until they get sold in the summer of course That goes without saying

Well you're right there, in that its just a theory right now. But I'd say its safe to assume Tiote and Cabaye will be fantastic players here and if Ben Arfa shows anywhere near the talent he displayed in France (and in the 3 games at NUFC), then we have a superstar. Until they're together its all speculation, but I'm pretty confident they'll delight us.

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Tiote-Cabaye-Ben Arfa will be the best midfield outside of the Top 6 and, to be honest, I'd fancy it against Arsenal's and maybe Liverpool's. I'm getting all emotional just thinking about it.

Missed pre-season matches, and been fasting during the opening games of the season, still he's better than most DM in the league Sure he's only still here because he got so many bookings Probably. We have a few players who are only here because of one big flaw. Tiote gets booked a lot, Jonas can't usually cross, Ben Arfa has had injuries.....for a club in our position its totally worth it but its just slightly enough to put off the top clubs.

We're nearly there, folks

Welcome, tunisia So what is 'brian is in the kitchen' meant to be?

Oh, so they did.

Sell him to St Etienne --> Contract terminated within 2 months --> Mackems re-sign on a free Infinite money

Well I saw Tiote, Cabaye, Coloccini and Krul in town last Sunday. A few of the Fulham lads too. They were on a big green pitch.

Can't wait til I'm sitting on the sofa next summer armed with baguettes, garlic and stripy shirts as I cheer on Cabaye and Ben Arfa ripping Europe a new one!

One of the most random and forced 'stories' I've ever read. And that was before they related it to NUFC..... http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/3797051/Rihanna-is-a-fashion-magpie.html

I especially like 4, 6 and 10.

Aye, chuck me in too. 3 of them? How exactly did they break this news to you?

Since Pardew quit.

Also love the line of bullets

£13m but only 25k in wages? His agent messed up there.

Now he has a flaw that'll stop better clubs going for him. Perfect!

Isn't Barnetta's contract up next summer? Bet the board are counting down the days until they can approach....