Ketsbaia

Me and my brother were neck and neck before Chelsea'a match. My 3 (Terry, Lampard and Anelka) didn't play and his 3 were Drogba, Malouda and Cole. He's now about 40 points ahead and i'll never catch up!

the problem with chloroform is that it wears off

Football Ramble is great. If I owned a TV network I'd make that into a TV show, and make an equivalent of the Sunday Supplement but with Marcotti, Sid Lowe, Honigstein etc. The best mainstream punditry team is Sky's Champions League (sans Redknapp) because Souness and Gullit at least know what they're talking about.

sometimes, this place is so mad looks like he fell asleep on some chalk. its so shiny!!!!

I'm almost tempted to change 'Ketsbaia's Shiny Head' to 'Tiote's Freaky Head'

Just a random thought: since this is the first generation of footballers since people like Wenger revolutionised footballer's diets, does that mean the era of most players retiring near 35 is over? will we see carrying on until 39 or 40 as the norm?

Nelson Valdez seems like a proper nice guy. After listening to the Football Ramble, I read this fantastic Sid Lowe article regarding Barcelona 0-2 Hercules..... Full article: http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/blog/2010/sep/13/hercules-stun-barcelona-sid-lowe

he's a human bobblehead!!! its mesmerising

His name is Arfa, Hatem Ben Arfa He's costing us five and a half-a is all i have!

I've never understood why Shearer gets called a bad pundit. Firstly the others are generally terrible and secondly he's actually alright. I just think the media really want to not like him.

i've never played with it tucked in. us playmakers stick together.....

Learning that oiseau is French for bird was one of the greatest moments of my life!

I'd not do it. He's too good to be back up, but Krul needs to be #1. I'd suggest Begovic, although the same could be said about him I guess. Stoke still have Sorensen and Nash though.

Messi stretchered off thanks to that twat Ujfalusi

http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11095_6386896,00.html Thats probably not the way to create first impressions....

Randy Orton isn't a heel anymore, tbh

Shaky Tit

And if we average a point per game, we'd finish on 38 points which would definitely keep us up. So every time our Pts column is larger than the Pld one, we're on track.

6 probably. 1 win, 3 draws and a defeat at City. We should be getting 8 though.

shearer wouldnt suit baldness tbh

One thing I'd LOVE is to deal with Dassier again. Not.

Stuart Taylor or Maik Taylor Steven Taylor Ryan Taylor Matty Taylor Andrew Taylor (Championship) Gary Taylor-Fletcher Martin Taylor ....thats all I can think of

i thought 5 points

just what we need....another Taylor!

Barring injury, he'll be in Spain's Euro 2012 squad. Up against Andy Carroll in the final quarter final