Ketsbaia

Every time you watch this team play, make the most of it. You just never know when it'll end. They're simply mesmerising.

GET IN!!!!!

Greatest team in the world, best player in the world, most attractive team in the world vs Greatest manager in the world, most expensive transfer of all time, most glamorous name in world football I absolutely cannot wait. Love Mourinho, but C'MON BARCA!!!!!

"I am not a cricket match"

so difficult to predict. if mulumbu is as important for them as tiote is for us, then i think we'll win. however, they're a decent side and i'm going with 2-2. a very winnable game though. krul simpson - taylor - campbell - enrique routledge - barton - tiote - jonas ameobi - carroll like ronaldo, i'd actually like to give best a try but without even a substitute appearance, i doubt its happening. EDIT: so mulumbu IS available? damn

Strange, I thought he was poor today. Got very lucky with the Kalou miss too.

We'll be on TV. So will Man Utd-Liverpool and Arsenal-Leeds.

REMATCH

He was fantastic again today. In fact he's consistently brilliant. Even when we lost 5-1 last week, he scored. Without scoring in the derby he was my man of the match and he just keeps scoring. Defenders absolutely hate him and he's rising to the challenge every week. We really have a special talent here and its so exciting to have England's great hope for the next decade banging in goals for you.

Top drawer

chelsea were pretty poor. plenty of the ball, but were definitely beatable if we didn't make so many mistakes. felt like stevie taylor was a liability but campbell played well. simpson was good and routledge was very good. superb by carroll as well. thought ranger looked bright when he came on. so whilst a win was there for the taking, i'll definitely take a draw. one closer to safety :thup: carroll, routledge, campbell simpson, enrique ameobi, s taylor, krul

I dunno why, but I just fancy Kluivert to score tomorrow. Wahey! I'm talking to you. I am growing increasingly confident about Carroll being too much for their defence to handle, especially with Terry out, Campbell and Taylor a nuisance on set plays, and the weather condit-... shit! We can't escape the weather, can we? Tiote and Carroll will rough 'em up.

I dunno why, but I just fancy Kluivert to score tomorrow.

middlesbrough coped fine today and theres been very few postponements.....unless it properly blizzards overnight, you'd think we'd be ok.

BOLTON!!!!!

Why on earth do you care? I like Shearer having the (joint) record. Simple. And he still will, as things stand. Yeah, but the goals are flying in there. Plenty of time.

Why on earth do you care? I like Shearer having the (joint) record. Simple.

Can any of Berbatov's goals be chalked off as an own goal? Fingers crossed.

get in mackems. shoot me now.

I wish so much misery on Blackpool

Every time we need a favour from Sunderland, they always mess it up. Apart from when we asked them to roll over 5-1.

i have a dream that one day, other results might go our way. honestly, its every frickin weekend now west brom and newcastle have had eerily similar starts to the season. both promoted, both have reached the top 6 but are now in horrible form, both won at arsenal, both beat sunderland, both lost at home to stoke, both lost to blackpool and now both winning at everton. weird.

tweet from henry winter: So on Monday night, 22 Fifa 2018 voters in their Zurich hotel rooms can watch el clasico, celebrating Spanish football. And then Panorama... He has a very good point!

Since when did Spain/Portugal overtake Russia's bid? Unfortunately, we really aren't gonna get it.

Also got Bednar, Wahgorn and Kyle Naughton. Good squad with a good manager.