Ketsbaia

It'd be a privilege to have either in your team, but for me it has to be Shearer for his consistency and sheer amount of goals.

He likes to say "you know?", y'know.

Tiote definitely in for Smith and I can see Nolan and Ben Arfa playing too. In that case, it'll be Jonas to make way and I don't really have a problem with that. Would like Raylor in for Perch too, but don't see it happening. 3-0 defeat.

We should be ok, but I do worry about our ability to defeat the likes of Stoke and West Ham at home. And no doubt we'll find a way to lose at Wigan again.

That'd be impressive considering his role on corners is sitting deep off the back post to head it back into the mix if its over hit. not for this corner it wasn't.

Mikey Williamson, i reckon. Near post header from a corner.

If a defeat means you finally have an excuse to drop Smith and/or Nolan, is it really a defeat? Yes, but you know what i mean.

after today, nobody should be under any illusions about 17th place. i'd take it in a heartbeat.

its worthy of a title change, really.

More nervous for this game then normal. The embarassment at not beating these would be unreal. I just have a bad feeling....

A sphere is round!

tbh if supermac told me the world is round, i'd not believe him.

he misunderstood what dogging is. poor mutt.

"I started the day by brushing my teeth, but then I saw the toothpaste was empty. For a minute I panicked, but then I reached into the cupboard and found another tube. Problem solved. I cleaned my teeth without a hitch. That was my day." Probably

and bought diomede, le tallec, cheyrou, diao, dundee etc. naturally there were a few good buys in there too.

Must've been impressed by the may he mumbled nervously through Soccer AM

they've listed ben arfa as a striker

Was it the Guardian that said that Andy Cole stuff too?

Scotland. Jesus Christ.

Theres too many "landslide" matches tomorrow, so I've had to be a bit creative: San Marino (+5.0) (vs Sweden) Faroe Islands (+5.0) (vs Italy) Germany to win both halves (vs Finland) Holland (-1.0) (vs Finland) Hungary to beat Moldova £1 pays £7.10

Smell bad, did it?

gay people dont really like football though, do they? isn't it a testosterone thing? a potential minefield, i admit.

I remember our fans staying outside the ground for ages after full time. There were party scenes, especially when the Boro fans walked past. It was if we were already safe....we certainly should've been. But as a standalone night, it was wonderful.

footballers are twats. fact.

lol @ Rooney