Ketsbaia

i dunno if he's been accused of rape, but when i was selling matchday programmes in the away end last year, the boro fans were singing "she said no marlon, she said no" to the tune of "cum ba ya" or however its spelt!!

Jonny Evans was a fringe player until he went to Sunderland...now look at him!! If Cathcart can turn out similarly then it'll be great business.

I noticed the other night that Stevie Howard and Kevin Nolan look similar. Did anyone else?

24 hours ago, lovenkrands was on a free and he's definitely good enough

Typically, the better ones are either RB or CM....two of our stronger positions

Nice one, I've added it. And taken away Rocha

I reckon the standout names there are de Guzman, Seitaridis, Viera, Ball, Lauren, Camara, Neill, Zenden and Kanu

Now the transfer window is closed, we're limited to freebies and emergency loans until January. But theres some interesting unattached players available and heres just some of them (some of these might have recently retired/joined somebody etc): GK Sebastian Viera, Vladimir Stojkovic DEF Lauren, Moritz Volz, Michael Ball, Glauber Berti, Olivier Bernard, Jorge Andrade, Pele, Sol Campbell MID Ivan Campo, Andy Van der Meyde, Dietmar Hamann, Rudolph Douala, David Noble FOR Michael Mifsud, Mark Viduka, Ebi Smolarek Are there any more?

Fulham sign David Elm from Kalmar FF

Possibly tick, no chance or it would have been announced. 32 minutes after the window ffs. Have some patience! Are you really still expecting news? One or two are still filtering through (Nugent etc) and we're not exactly top of the priorities list

Today's Aims: 1) DON'T LET ANYONE ELSE GO: tick 2) SIGN LOVENKRANDS: tick 3) GET A LOAN OR TWO: we don't know yet, but possibly tick So today's been alright tbh. And if our squad gets to critical condition, we use an emergency loan.....simples

give it an hour, then we'll see

right on the bells of Big Ben too

LOVEN!!!!!!!!

okay now im starting to panic

rose is a handy loan, but dervite is utter gash.

what was DC's ringtone there?? sounds embarassing

Who's Jim White shouting to?? I'm going deaf here....

more watford sales??

Crocked aint he? Sure he was out for 2 months or something. yeah you're right. thought he'd been a bit quiet....

I must admit I'm shocked by the lukewarm reaction to his performance.....reckoned this place would be on meltdown haha

dont forget they also have ross mccormack! at this level, thats a lethal partnership

probably got a bowling game booked.

For £2m. Bargain! Looks like Bentley is on his way to City, Levy's looking for £14m + Petrov going in the opposite direction. Burnley want Alnwick. Good. Muntari and JJ swap isn't going to happen this window. Sandro won't happen this window either Chavez will probably sign next week. Apparently that's ok as his trial started before the window closed. seriously? thats so jammy, but typical of spurs. kranjcar: remember to turn out the lights when you leave. pompey have just got relegated

we're on a streak of bad deadline days (xisco-gate and johnson-gate) , but i'm feeling reasonably ok about tomorrow. BRING IT ON!!