Doctor Zaius

Does anyone ever look at him and wonder how the hell Alan Pardew is our manager?

Where did you see Bernard? I was playing tennis today and me and my mate are sure he ran past. Does some coaching for Morpeth like so its possible.

I was livid the day we signed Owen, the deal was f***ing lunacy from the off. Disagree with this. At the time we signed Owen, he was a world class footballer. He'd came off the back of a good first season with Real Madrid and looked exactly the type of footballer needed to drive this club forward. It was the two injuries that fucked him. He was never the same player. Lost that yard of pace and that sharpness that made him the player he was. A lot of the reason why Owen turned out so poorly was due to sheer bad luck imo.

It'll be remarkable if Wolfsburg go down like. Winning the title too relegation in 2 (?) years, in this day and age has to be one of the biggest plane crashes in football.

Why cant I find a decent stream with English commentary for this? its one of the worlds biggest games ffs!

What did Balotelli do, how come it all kicked off?

Maxim Tskialgko

Stern John! Geeeedup

Dissapointed with this. Bad business unless we've got a replacement lined up.

titus is a rapist titus is a rapist la la la

Dont break fluently enough as a team. Cant see us winning this.

Still cant get excited about this. Yeah fantastic player, could work out to be an absolute steal, but whats the point? As soon as we make any progress the fat bastard is just going to fuck it all up again.

You've never been a steward in level 7 have you? Remember being up there once, think id been looking at the picture thread the previous night and though i recognised one of the pictures like. Probably not though. Once you've seen Nixon you never forget him. Just ask Dr Venkman. His teammates were crying more than he was. You've never been a steward in level 7 have you? Remember being up there once, think id been looking at the picture thread the previous night and though i recognised one of the pictures like. Probably not though. I did once or twice aye. Normally was behind the Goal at Gallowgate. Might of been you like. Only remember it because some fella was asking if he was going to get kicked out for smoking and you were saying you couldnt give a fuck like

What tooth girls name anarl. Might have a little facebook stalk for shits and giggles like.

You've never been a steward in level 7 have you? Remember being up there once, think id been looking at the picture thread the previous night and though i recognised one of the pictures like. Probably not though.

So what about when KI went up to him, seemingly pissed, and started speaking to him? How come when this happened they merely exchanged a few friendly words and Danny 'c***' Guthrie even had a chuckle about a drunken quirk that one of N-Os finest made to him? Why did he not feel the need to call KI a c***? And then smack him? And then brag about how much he earns once he's floored him? And then take a piss on him while he's on the floor? I know, maybe it's because your mate is not the f***ing angel his quite frankly ridiculous story is making him sound like. You f***ing numpty. Like I've said, there is 2 sides to the story. But making it like guthrie is totally in the clear in the situation is absolute s****. Well not really, there's 3 sides to every story, your side, his side and what actually f***ing happened. I think people are just struggling to beielve the former matches with the latter. And can you blame them when you peddle this patter only to go, "well theres two sides to every story" Well, people are saying the lad I know was to blame for the whole situation, do you think I'm just going to lie down on that? Because that is what some of you's have said. Why are you even bothered man you gimp? If your telling the truth your telling the truth, who cares what a bunch of dicks of the internet think.

So what about when KI went up to him, seemingly pissed, and started speaking to him? How come when this happened they merely exchanged a few friendly words and Danny 'c***' Guthrie even had a chuckle about a drunken quirk that one of N-Os finest made to him? Why did he not feel the need to call KI a c***? And then smack him? And then brag about how much he earns once he's floored him? And then take a piss on him while he's on the floor? I know, maybe it's because your mate is not the f***ing angel his quite frankly ridiculous story is making him sound like. You f***ing numpty. Like I've said, there is 2 sides to the story. But making it like guthrie is totally in the clear in the situation is absolute s****. Well not really, there's 3 sides to every story, your side, his side and what actually fucking happened. I think people are just struggling to beielve the former matches with the latter. And can you blame them when you peddle this patter only to go, "well theres two sides to every story"

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Aye. Not meaning to be nasty like Neesy, but it does seem pretty unbelievable. If it is true, it's probably one of them thats not even worth telling to random folk over the internet as they're clearly not going to believe you either way as it seems quite frankly bizzare.

I'm whinging in that, people are discrediting my term of events based on nothing. Because it clearly sounds like your talking shit. Essentially your saying your mate went up to Guthrie, being all nice, Guthrie told him to fuck off, your mate fucked off then Guthire randomly came over and twatted him. Howay man? We're not spackers you know.

Neesys just whinging his tits off 'cos Guthrie yarked the fuck out of him.

lovely saying that but who would you have played instead of them? Smith I'll let you off with as Guthrie is no better. Barton; Wide right instead of Routledge and Simpson in at left back for Perch.

Got it all wrong today. All wrong. Perch, Taylor, Routledge and Smith shouldnt have played. We should have went 4-4-2. You're never ever going to keep spurs out for 90 mins without putting some pressure on them. Only their 2nd clean sheet of the season, we should have went at them rather than trying to aprk the fucking bus. Gameplan under Pardew seems to be whack it long to Carroll. At least under Hughton we attempted to play a little football. Doesnt even make sense given that there's nobody along side him. Clueless.

shit selection. shit tactics. fuck off pardew.

Fucking cunt Bassong on. Howayyyyyyyyy