Doctor Zaius

Christmas with the Nolans :lol:

Nolan's lass taking too long in the bathroom in the morning, Carroll pushing her down the stairs..... Or spunking in her eye

Jol and O'Neil :lol: If we are to sack Hughton at somepoint this season we'll be attracting managers of Joe Kinnears calibre. At a push, maybe Phil Brown. Anyone who thinks otherwise is moronic.

It is like. I was creasing at the spunk in the eye

Aye, bet you he regrets turning down Fat Fred all those years ago now. You had your chance son, you blew it.

Cant see us winning this one at all. West Ham steadily improving, despite sitting bottom. No loss in the last 4, should have won yesterday too. A losss will be disasterous, a win would be massive, to stay up, you've got to beat the teams around you, without a doubt, West ham will be down there this season. Hopefully, Simpson will return and Nolan wont. Has to go 442 imo. Krul Simpson Campbell Colo Enrique Routledge Tiote Barton Jonas Shola Carroll Williamson should be dropped, ive been unconvinced these past few games by him, while Campbell looks solid. Routledge has to return too, no way is Guthrie a winger. Someone needs to partner Carroll up front, sadly it looks like Shola is the only option.

That's fucking disgusting that. Absolutely awful.

Worse than Stephen Carr.

No idea what Hughton was thinking playing Guthrie like. Looked average on the right in the championship. The lads an out and out centre midfielder.

Well, hypothetically, if it does get so bad that we have to sack him? Who's going to come in? Realistically? I couldnt see many wanting to take up the job like, we'd be scraping the managerial barrell without a doubt.

Hughton's in a position that, it really really does have to go properly tits up before we sack him. It has to be so bad that it makes Joe Kinnear look a viable option. Because, lets face it, no manager in their right mind and worth their salt would even consider working under Ashley.

I think last season endeared a lot of the players to us. During the relegation season i despised half of our team; Owen, Martins, Barton, Geremi, Mark fucking Viduka. We had a lot of players we percieved to be mercenaries. This season it's different, we've got a lot of tryers, just the ability isnt there.

The man has truely lost the plot.

Yeah, I guess so when you remember all those great Turkey players. Not sure I could name more than one now though. Arda Turan maybe. They haven't got many stand-out players but they've still got well more squad depth than the likes of Azerbaijan. Turkey have to be one of the strangest international football teams going like. 3rd at world cup 2002, within inches of reaching the final of Euro 2008. Always seem to totally flop unless the're at a big competition.

Far too many to name. Webb, Stroud, Styles, Atkinson, Andre Marriner are all high up on the cunt list. Has to be Mike fucking Rilley for me though. That man. On a serious note though, is it that the standard of refereeing is so bad, or the game has become to fast paced and quick that's it's becomne way more difficult to referee?

I too also hate blaming refs. However, today, the ref simply cost us the game. A draw was a fair result imo and if we'd had a competent ref, we wouldn't have came away with nothing. What a fucking spineless bottling bastard atkinson is like.

The bus journey to the game is the single most sickening bus journey ever. gah, nervous as fuck all the way through. absolutely crapping yuorself when they get near the goal. just not a nice experience untill it's over

Fucking hate derbies. hate them.

Styeven Taylor took a blatant dive to win us a pen last time we played sunderland. blatent dive.

Well there you go then. Williamson lost his man twice, so much so that it looked like PErch was marking him.

The fact is, weather he's good enough or not, he shouldnt have been marking Huth for the two goals. Huth is a fucking giant and one of the biggest on Stoke's team, why was it left to Perch to pick him up, TWICE? Why wasnt Williamson or Coloccini marking him? The fact is, if we had a bit of organisation about us at the back, Perch would have been size for size and we may have won the two headers that cost the goals. Simple stuff really.

Fucking Perch beaten in the air. Why the fuck was Perch marking Huth ffs, he's twice the size of him.

Who does he think he is? Robbie Elliott?

One of the Tiote - music man songs has to take off. That'd be class