ChrisMcQuillan

I had brown hair earlier this evening. It's sheet white now.

WTF?!

PSG get to retake corners if there's a foul but we don't? Riiiight.

14 I think?

Just for fun: Available XI: Pope Trippier Lascelles Schar Livramento Miley Bruno Joelinton Almiron Isak Gordon Subs: Dubravka, Karius, Dummett, Hall, Huntley, Ndiweni, Parkinson Unavailable (tonight) XI: Gillespie Krafth Botman Burn Targett Willock Tonali Longstaff Murphy Wilson Barnes Subs: Manquillo, Ritchie, Anderson, Diallo, A. Murphy Who wins? I mean it's a damning state of affairs, but our unavailable XI has a better bench.

Their fixture list has been ridiculously easy.

Just loans, isn't it? Wouldn't want to hamper Man Utd.

Bournemouth played a really good game, btw. Regardless of our performance, that was excellent hunger and desire and a great tactical performance. Did it all without playing dirty, as well.

This. Especially when you're starting players you don't usually start. Not enough time to work on things.

Go and support them, then.

We have been horseshit. We've been playing kids and retirees because, as a few people have mentioned, our entire first team is missing through injury or suspension.

They've been very good. Great pressing, great energy. If there's a long term worry from this game, it's that teams are starting to figure out that we're not good enough (yet) to play out under pressure, properly. Especially without Bruno.

Is there something in the water tonight? Jesus, some people need bans for this absolutely ridiculous toxicity.

Been plenty worse than this, considering the circumstances.

Good on Lascelles giving him a right bollocking for that suicide pass.

Will be tough if the Premier League impose their "everyone can sign players except Newcastle" rule, as well.

Isak, Wilson, possibly Barnes and Botman.

Bad defending. Bad keeping.

Already has one. Tbf, we constantly get fouls given against us for the same.

How is that not a foul?

Clear corner, tbf.

No. Zero goals in 9 appearances, interestingly.

There's not really been any stoppages have there?

What on earth is the issue here? It was touch and go, yes, but it wasn't definitively wrong like plenty of other decisions have been. Look at Willock's disallowed goal versus Palace. That was something you could write a statement about. This? Give me a break.