ChrisMcQuillan

That’s a relief! Was referring to their Live Text, probably didn’t make that clear haha.

BBC Sport’s online coverage of all matches today has basically just been asking why Isak hasn’t gone to Arsenal yet, with some small interruptions when there’s a goal in any match.

Wonderful piece to watch. What a brave, inspirational guy.

They're as close to identical as it's possible to be. Red card for the Newcastle player, yellow card for the Manchester United player. That's how it works.

Sick of shite like this, mind.

Who took it?

Worth saying it's three consecutive halves of football with zero shots on target. Which is unacceptable.

Well they certainly deserve that. And probably quite a bit more.

I bloody love Sandro Tonali.

Tonali takes a corner and immediately we look a threat from them. Funny that.

Need to make changes. Goal is definitely coming.

Aside from the set piece for the goal, our attacking play has been utterly godawful.

Get Wilson on for 30 mins and get Gordon off.

No lessons learned. Again.

Get yourself on Bluesky. Nice little NUFC community growing there.

Admittedly I’ve only seen the second half, but I think that’s the worst I’ve seen us play under Howe.

Honestly reckon I could’ve put in a better performance than Kelly tonight.

We look completely tactically clueless.

Unfortunately, yes. It was a pretty bang average goal, as well. I think he went something like: "It's Amad. It's Rashford. It's utopian!"

"It's majestic. He soared, he glided, in such a magical Manchester manner for Ruben's Reds. It might be a dive, but what a dive for the ages."

If this pathetic diving is an Amorim hallmark, it's going to make the league even more irritating.

How long did he spend writing that absolute drivel? God, I cannot cope with him.

I haven't won a single ballot I've entered since the start of last season. Now, that's not a lot in fairness, but easily around 10-15 total.

Nah they were referencing social distancing. Very much looked like it had been filmed during Covid to me.