ChrisMcQuillan

Never seen anyone look as much like a newborn foal as Pope coming out.

Playing like we've never met each other before.

How is that a foul on Longstaff, by the way? Ref gave them advantage. Longstaff goes straight through him.

On the working day before the match, so would've been 12pm yesterday.

Too busy thinking about Isak.

I honestly hate the era we live in.

Very odd profile for a midfielder haha. It's possible they're looking at him to play off of Woltemade in a 10. Which we've lacked for a good long while.

The announcement time is irrelevant. Will depend on when paperwork went through.

Mad that Almaty is further east than Mumbai.

It's better than last time.

I mean, there's about 60 teams in the Champions League now. How the hell have we not got anyone new?

It's gonna be PSV

We can't get Napoli.

I bet you did, you saucy minx.

Why can't we?

Know for a fact we'll get Dortmund and PSG.

No Real Madrid for us.

Yep.

That explains our last campaign.

Next Tuesday.

Before we draw the ties, let's tell you every single detail and statistic about last year's competition.

Even the audience, the people who are part of this mass-circlejerk, thought that was utterly shit.

Modern Football, ladies and gentlemen.

I assume there'll be countless BBC articles now with Strand Larsen in our "Best XI", alongside articles lavishly explaining why Strand Larsen would be an excellent fit for our club and that Wolves have no hope of keeping him. Oh, is that just Liverpool? Sorry, my bad.