themanupstairs

He is worse than something which is already worse than dog shit. Horrendous "footballer".

Possibly the most badass, or worst name in football. Absolutely f***ing superbly s*** and wonderful.

30 pts with Cahill, Lovren and Coutinho to play. Sidwell didn't play and now i'm hoping Jutkewicz doesn't play for Burnley (I'm sure he will), so that Sigurdsson can get on. FML.

Yup. Straight from the barca school of cheating excellence. Can't wait to see to what level the bitey racist will take it when he's done being sin binned.

We will beat Citeh tomorrow

Wonder how Baowjjan is doing for Stoke

this is what's coming once we sell Krul isn't it

Puma is utter garbage

Although if you can I'd try and get an extra 500k for Sterling. Will probably get a lot more goals than Coutinho. He probably will in the long run, but coming into the season, Coutinho is more rested and is in blistering form.

Pronounced "Djan" according to his wiki. Phonetically as it is written, the j is not silent.

Thousands of players have great debuts and go on to become nothing players. He;s shit. End of story.

Pardew out

Pardew can go fuck himself. Ben Arfa is doing everything he can to "rebel" and I applaud him for acting up against the fraudster twat.

You need to gan outside lads

Also named Moussa? Wow, what are the odds. Still, my point stands

What's Dembele doing there? About his level tbh. Supremely over-rated player.

That's Poyet isn't it?

The only purpose it serves that I can think of is that it is somewhat an arrow pointing at the hideous sponsor.

I can't stand flab belliot. Such a punchable face.

f***ing get Van Dijk in please!! Would fit in with our recent Dutch splurge. Krul, Janmaat, Anita, De Jong and Van Dijk! Brilliant!

Of course that is true in the grand scheme of things. But watching us lump it forward to Williamson is a telling sign that nothing is going to change come competitive football time.

Have had ZERO interest in our pre-season so far apart from catching up a few post-match pages. Fuck off Alan fucking Pardew. And fuck all the deluded fans who reckon anything will be different to last season (or the one before) just because we've signed a few players. Reading that we're still hoying leather at Willo's forehead for our FK routines almost makes me want to throw up. Pardew is a clueless cretin, and this has gone beyond a joke now.

20 for Lovren!

Building up the excitement leading up to the mega release extravaganza a week before we play the championssssss. I'll probably shit the bed the morning of the release. Can't wait!