themanupstairs

:lol: fuck off joeyt that was brilliant

Remy isn't replacing Suarez. He's the replacement for Moses. Allegedly

He is fucking shit tbh

Why on earth would you need a minder for an adult professional footballer? If he can't get a grip on his own personal life to affect his football in a positive way, then he doesn't deserve to be a pro. End of story.

Borini 14m? :lol: What are these twats smoking?

They went too soon. Liam will have never seen us win a trophy. Life is short boys and girls. Love the ones you're with, and be grateful for having them next to you. Nothing else in this life matters. RIP.

Some player he is. Saw him live for the Ukraine. Incredible vision.

RIP the two mags

I would f***ing take that. Yup. It's incredible actually. Top, black and white stripes, sponsor, job done.

Then why do the photos?

Human biology doesn't work in this way. It's not simple mathematics unfortunately. Returning from holiday 1.5kg overweight is an indicator of absolutely f***-all without intensive investigation and testing which would be a waste of time and counterproductive. There is plenty of time to get in shape for the new season, so they should just get on with it.

This Fairly certain that he's already signed, but there's still that nagging doubt. Fuck you Ashley.

So they are trying to fine him 2000 euros for being 1.5kg overweight when he returned for training? What a farce. He's contesting that saying it's muscle put on while on holiday which sums up how petty this whole business has become. Pathetic. Shows that our sports science department is made up of incompetent fuckwits tbh.

Is this the token disclaimer now when discussing Ben Arfa? For fuck's sake, it's a football club. This guy is brilliant at the bloody thing. Play him, or come out and say why you won't, transfer list him, and move on. It stinks of ego on behalf of Pardew. (Not having a go at you gleebals btw. Just saying)

Think they said "if we sign a big-money striker". Don't think we will, like. Some have stated that talks have begun for another striker. This is correct Who?

Just watching his post-Oldham interview and :anguish::anguish::anguish: He really makes it such a fucking chore to keep a serious interest in this team.

Trains, planes and giggs

giggshogday

Only 9 clean sheets, and scored only 1 goal last season.

in the comments on twitter, frenchies keep calling us a club de pigeon. Wonder what it means. edit: och too late. je suis le giggs

It really is hideous. Waiting to see how it looks on the players in action obviously, but I don't have any high hopes whatsoever. Looks like a child's dinner bib ffs.

Pretty sure this is it unfortunately

CG has been solid with this kind of stuff in the past no?

Wawaweewaa! What the fuck is this? What's next? Pardew sacked? Ashley fucks off? Really hope we get rid of this W**** shit asap.