themanupstairs

Which of our players celebrated Sammy's goal by repeatedly spanking his arse?!

wor Haris was it not?

Came out of nowhere this lad. Really excited to see what he's like in a couple years time when he's filled out physically and got some experience under his belt. I reckon a half season loan to a CCC club starting now would do him the world of good. Then he can come back, and apply himself.

Legend already 

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Spuds will have done well keeping Modric for this season. With the squad they have, and the way they play football, I can see them quietly sneaking up on Arsenal and Liverpool and pipping both for 4th spot. I didn't think he'd stay, but credit to the jowly cockney pensioner and his chairman for sticking to their guns on this one. If Modric has the desire to continue to play for his manager, they'll do very well this season imo.

Has anyone heard him speak btw? Hoping with him being born and bread over here that he sounds radge as f***.

 

You have now: http://www.skysports.com/video/inline/0,,16619_7124986,00.html

That's two beautifully eloquent mothafuckas right there 

Great result in the end. Shitting it for extended periods! Toon Army was fantastic!

Krul            - 8 - Excellent saves and command of his area. Kicking needs work

Simpson    - 3 - Shocking. In the literal sense of the word

Coloccini    - 8 - Captain's performance. Went to sleep in a couple of instances. He recovered well and it didn't cost us

S Taylor    - 9 - Thought he was absolutely outstanding when he came on. Mopped up literally every single ball that came his way. Drove the team forward

R Taylor    - 6 - Beautiful goal again. Clearly not an answer to LB issues

Loven        - 5 - Why on earth is he on the right side of midfield? Missed a few sitters

Gosling      - 7 - Put himself about the pitch. Needs to play more competitive matches. Unlucky not to have more goalscoring chances. Got forward well a la Nolan

Cabaye      - 8 - Here, there, every fucking where! Great to see him well up for the new challenge. Seems to have taken well to his new club

Marveaux  - 7 - Bright in spells. Some lovely deft touches. Needs games

Best          - 7 - Toiled up front and should have scored. Not bad

Ba            - 4 - Apart from a few nice touches early on, offered nothing

Ameobi    - 9 - Done the lot. Seems to have a knack for end-product. Plays with wonderful drive and enthusiasm. Belter of a goal. Long may it continue

Vuckic      - 8 - Full of running. Looks like a proper footballer. Intelligent and determined to do well

Phew! 

We know.

Somebody's telling me that he's failed a medical due to a previously unknown spinal problem?

very good sir

The Big Sam

 

"Maybe it's me," I muttered to myself. "Maybe Big Sam just isn't good enough."

 

"Then I saw Callum McNaughton taking a p*ss and thought, "Nah, it's that c***'s fault".

 

I wanted to hurt him. I grabbed his cock and yanked it with all my might. "Get off my dick, boss!" he squealed. "f*** off!," I roared back.

 

"This is totally inappropriate!" he whimpered. tears forming in his panicked, bewildered eyes. "I have rights!"

 

"You have the right to pain!" retorted a magnificent Big Sam, as I dropped his dreadful cock & ripped off a clutch of pathetic ginger pubes.

 

I left him weeping in the urinal, crushed and battered. He's just a boy but he needs to learn that Big Sam is whirling windmill of terror.

 

I won't hold grudges, though. I'll bring him in some of my lemon torte tomorrow, cuddle him and make him feel ten foot tall. Psychology.

How many years does this useless git still have on his contract? Can't imagine he and Barton were on completely different levels of wages. If we can peddle the latter for free, surely we'd be better off paying up the rest of Smith's contrat? If he's so influential in the dressing room, then why not cancel his playing contract and offer him a "coaching role"?

Remember Emnes having some really good games for the smogs when he first signed so not sure what what wrong.

IIRC he was their only lively point when they played us at SJP last.

Wisła Kraków 4 minutes from being the first Polish club to qualify for the Champions League group stage in 15 years, sigh.

 

Even Cypriot football outshines Polish now  

 

Of course they do, the state of Polish football is absolutely shocking. Poor, lazy and unmotivated players combined with clueless coaches and an useless FA.

16 out of the 24 players in the Wisła Kraków squad are foreign, otherwise they would have got knocked out in the first round.

Wisla were absolutely demolished by a fantastic APOEL side last night. Was in the ground for the match. APOEL played some superb champagne football. Chants of "who the fuck are Barca" etc...

Great night all in all, and the defeat for Wisla should have been much heavier than it was in the end.

Carlton Cole...oh god.

He won't be coming here unless we sell one of Shola, Ba, Best or Ranger. No chance.

Anyone who thinks we won't miss this player on the pitch AND in the dressing room is off his/her rocker. The fact we're giving him away is beyond belief but actually the least of the problems with this. I wonder where our wage bill will be after Barton's gone? Probably if not for Smith and Colo (who will be the next big name sold no doubt), in the bottom six of the league. Which is where we're going to end up if we keep chucking players out and not replacing them properly. If he leaves this window, we're a left back, striker AND a good midfielder down, 7 days to replace all 3 

worrying

Oh dear. The good news better start coming thick and fast in the next week or so. Wouldn't want to lose Barton personally.

Dunno if this has been posted. If so, deserves another airing as it's a beautiful football shirt

Bayern Munich Away

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ffs, I leave the house for a few hours, and first thing I do when I get home is get on here, confident that there's been a title change somewhere.....

but nooooo, that would be too much of an ask 

Apparently Marveaux can play in a defensive on all fours   So i guess we don't need him as we already have like 4 LB's...

agreed

The way Spurs are going about this thing is retarded imo. A player like Modric will not "sit and rot in the stands". These days players clearly have too much power for my liking, and while I despise stroppy cuntish behavior like Modric's (also see Maiga), Spurs will have to be realistic and cash in so they can buy a replacement in time. Certainly can't force the fucker to play!

IF Pieters arrives...

you'll do one?

edit: I have to apologize dude. didn't realize the capital "IF", and misunderstood what you meant. I'll do one instead

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c***s

 

 

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You'd think Dalglish plucked him from The League Of Outer f***ing Mongolia the way the press are going on.

Taxi for this thread tbh

Tiote, Cabaye, Ben Arfa, Marveaux, Ba, Obertan, Gosling, Best, Williamson, Guthrie, Krul and Jonas cost about as much as Henderson

 

Sorry but who is Henderson ?

You've definitely improved. Find myself laughing at a lot of your witty tidbits these days. Felt it was time to give you some credit.