themanupstairs

What did he say? and where's this on?

Owen will score. Nailed on.

"I refuse to believe what I'm seeing!" Err did I say he was s***?? You watched a video of him scoring goals then declared you think you could get someone better, which is confusing. I don't think you could and Newcastle should be bloody delighted if they get someone of Gameiro's level this summer. well its just that some of those goals look like scruffy shots instead of clean strikes of a predatory striker. That is the impression that I get from watching the youtube video, could be wrong of course unbelievable! how about the other half which are thunderbolts or cheeky lobs?

new page! thank fuck!

Hope Man Utd teach them a footballing lesson tonight. Barca are like the most beautiful woman on the planet, who you've chatted up, taken back to your place, got her knickers off, and found fresh skidmarks. Scum.

So hypothetically we spend: 15m on Gervinho 12m on Gameiro 5m on Cabaye That's the 35m already spent, and the forward line seriously strengthened. With Abeid already signed it seems, I don't mind that being the cash outlay, with more coming in after some player sales (and a couple of freebies) provided they are not counter-productive sales.

UR THE BEST THING!?

We should go for Tchoyi as well while we're at it

fo' real? fuck that if true

Said he didn't want to be here on Facebook/Twitter? FB I think it was, and it was a while ago no?

Haven't the foggiest mate. I just remember him being quite a coveted 16 year old when he joined us a couple years back.

hopefully one or two will get a few places on the bench or the matchday squad this season. Aaron Spear, Yven Moyo, and this lad. I'm also hoping there's more to come from Vuckic, Kadar and Soderberg, as well as the host of local players like Richardson, Airey and McDermot.

aaaand down!

Roberts should have scored! Could have put Wolves right in it with 4 conceded.

What a goal Pavlyuchenko! Fuck Brum

Nice finish Downing. Villa 1-0 up

Exactly why I want him at NUFC. They tend to do pretty well for us.

I'm hoping it's Dimitri Payet.

He's obviously not going to leave us for them like is he?

Any other club. Literally anywhere else but that cesspool.

We could construct a better strikeforce with the players we have now, if they were fit. Yes, of course we could. You won't name them though, because they're just in your head. Defoe is better than all of our strikers, full stop. I'd rather have Best and Ben Arfa leading the attack than Jermain Defore and Demba Ba any day of the week. I suppose i've also dreamt up the fact that Defoe's managed a pitiful 4 goals this season in a team superior to ours. Time to do your research before spouting the same old rubbish. Rather have Defoe and Best up front with HBA right behind slipping through balls into them all day long

the gold looks canny

Yup. Now that I've read my original post again, I can see why it would insinuate that. Just meant he's like Milner, but nimbler than Milner