themanupstairs

Assuming we get this lad in, I'd love to hold on to Jonas. For once we will have proper balance, and 2 guys on the flanks that will scare the living fucklights out of defences. I think we'll see a whole new side to Jonas, as we will finally have someone else to share the outlet responsibilities with him.

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linked with Tranquillo Barnetta yet again? Seems like every fucking window since Euro 2004 or summat, without fail.

My point exactly,hardly any of you have ever seen him play or even heard of him and it's funny watching you all big him up on the basis of nothing at all. Have any of you considered why he is leaving a club in the CL to sign for a lower half PL club? We're not as stupid as what you're used to. Plenty have asked this question, and since the bloke hasn't signed anything yet, no one really has any answers. The optimism comes purely from the hope or fantasy that this lad will sign, and turn out to be a bit special. I think that's quite obvious , making your wummery a tad redundant. Oh, and 5-1

Just under an hour from now.

What did he say? and where's this on?

Owen will score. Nailed on.

"I refuse to believe what I'm seeing!" Err did I say he was s***?? You watched a video of him scoring goals then declared you think you could get someone better, which is confusing. I don't think you could and Newcastle should be bloody delighted if they get someone of Gameiro's level this summer. well its just that some of those goals look like scruffy shots instead of clean strikes of a predatory striker. That is the impression that I get from watching the youtube video, could be wrong of course unbelievable! how about the other half which are thunderbolts or cheeky lobs?

new page! thank fuck!

Hope Man Utd teach them a footballing lesson tonight. Barca are like the most beautiful woman on the planet, who you've chatted up, taken back to your place, got her knickers off, and found fresh skidmarks. Scum.

So hypothetically we spend: 15m on Gervinho 12m on Gameiro 5m on Cabaye That's the 35m already spent, and the forward line seriously strengthened. With Abeid already signed it seems, I don't mind that being the cash outlay, with more coming in after some player sales (and a couple of freebies) provided they are not counter-productive sales.

UR THE BEST THING!?

We should go for Tchoyi as well while we're at it

fo' real? fuck that if true

Said he didn't want to be here on Facebook/Twitter? FB I think it was, and it was a while ago no?

Haven't the foggiest mate. I just remember him being quite a coveted 16 year old when he joined us a couple years back.

hopefully one or two will get a few places on the bench or the matchday squad this season. Aaron Spear, Yven Moyo, and this lad. I'm also hoping there's more to come from Vuckic, Kadar and Soderberg, as well as the host of local players like Richardson, Airey and McDermot.

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Roberts should have scored! Could have put Wolves right in it with 4 conceded.

What a goal Pavlyuchenko! Fuck Brum

Nice finish Downing. Villa 1-0 up

Exactly why I want him at NUFC. They tend to do pretty well for us.