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Dean Windass to replace Shola!!! Dean Saunders to replace Dean Windass Torvill and Dean to replace Dean Saunders as our most exciting front two to date. Brian Deane to replace Torvill and Deane as we change back to 4-5-1. Dean Cain to replace Brian Deane in order to increase our squad superhero quota to two. bastard!!! was gonna say Dean Cain to replace Guti....

Dean Windass to replace Shola!!! Dean Saunders to replace Dean Windass

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Anorthosis Famagusta twatted Olympiacos last night 3-0!! f***ing brilliant result, and if they defend well in the 2nd leg, it would mean the very first time ever that a Cypriot side has made it to the group stages of the CL!!!! Can't f***ing wait!! Get in Temuri son!!! p.s. i live in cyprus hence all the excitement

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and shine a positive light or other on mike ashley??? never!!! As if. I'll save him the trouble -- Talk is cheap. If Ashley is truly ambitious he will let his actions speak for him. So far he's done nothing to prove to me that he's interested in taking this club forward, although mid table mediocrity is where some people apparently think we should be. I suppose being the 5th best supported club in the country and having played in Europe more than any other team bar 4 in the last 15 years means nothing. The underwhelming signings of a Liverpool cast off, an Argentinian whose registration we can't get sorted and a £10m defender in a bad wig do not look anything like forward thinking. Frankly I can't understand why we would spend so much on a defender anyway when the real gaps are in midfield and attack. But I guess this is good enough for some people. p.s. mackems.gif mackems.gif mackems.gif which thread did you lift this one off?? oh wait a minute....never mind p.s. NE5....love you mate...no offence or owt

and shine a positive light or other on mike ashley??? never!!!

Agreed. How much better would that team look on Sunday with a 25-32 year old Alan Shearer alongside Michael Owen. absolutely spot on and to whoever said Shola carried him??? you what??? did he carry him fuck?

or conversely, load of bollocks signing a rising youngster from a top 4 side's reserves may prove the most ambitious of all, as you're taking the chance on youth rather than on an established signing like say....jason koumas. at the same time, taking a chance on a relative unknown like Jonas, who as you put it correctly was the winger for the chap who top scored in la liga, is also an ambitious move, as it shows the club are looking everywhere and doing their homework

fucking hell!! tried trawling through pages 6 or 7 onwards, and the paranoia on here is getting craaayyyyyzeeeeh!!!!!!! this situation is like when men who don't clock on fast enough can't pick the signals a woman is sending them that she wants to shag, or is in love with them or what not. we've been given enough signals by the club, yet we are still worried about this and worried about that. as far as i'm concerned, we have so far signed gutierrez, guthrie, bassong and coloccini. how do i know? a variety of reasons, including mike ashley wearing colo's name on his back. whether paperwork is complete or not is not my concern unless we absolutely KNOW otherwise. why? because it's better for my fucking health. i'll go through the team sheet on sunday afternoon and find out who's there and who isn't. and if i don't then, i'll wait for KK post-match rant. and if i still don't find out who we've signed by then, well....fuck all of yous i'm supporting chelsea!!!

All very likely except Ronaldo is injured.

I have it on good authority that Fabricio Coloccini

then why the fuck weren't you at the ground today?? i smell an impostor

Heres a piece of rope you might mind useful for your depression. http://www.apfn.net/messageboard/11-02-06/images/250px-Knot-hangmans-noose.jpg I'm more worried about SUPERTOON tbh! gee thanks "mate"

i think we're proper fucked this time! owen, martins, viduka and carroll are out. ameobi and smith (now staying) are back to full fitness Guti still not registered, and coloccini looks to have stalled. warnock isn't coming, and we're selling milner and faye fucked

Lampard is s*** Who asked you? Dave Nope, he was asking me Nope, it was a random open forum question, and I felt obliged (although reluctant) that I had to give my opinion

Lampard is s*** Who asked you? Dave

Lampard is shit

according to Niles Starboard, of the Sheila Gazelle, yes.

Martins KO for Man U game Published Date: 13 August 2008 By Miles Starforth Newcastle United writer OBAFEMI Martins is almost certainly out of Newcastle United's season-opener at Old Trafford. The striker returned from a knee injury in Saturday's win over Valencia, but the Gazette understands Martins is still troubled by the problem, and could need a second injection. Martins – who lost his mother last month in tragic circumstances – could even be allowed to return to his native Nigeria and spend some more time with his grieving family while the problem settles down. Martins was absent this morning when Kevin Keegan put his players through their paces in an open training session in front of more than 10,000 fans at St James's Park. And it is all pointing to Martins's absence when Newcastle take on Manchester United on Sunday. His return had given manager Keegan a lift ahead of the visit to Old Trafford, with Michael Owen – set to play in a behind-closed-doors game tomorrow – still to prove his fitness, and fellow strikers Mark Viduka and Andy Carroll out for several more weeks. Owen trained on his own with Abdoulaye Faye at St James's Park, while Joey Barton was absent from the session all together. Shola Ameobi is also likely to play in the practice game after recovering from a hamstring problem, with Alan Smith – booed on his appearance against Valencia – Keegan's only fully-fit forward. Elsewhere in his team, Keegan has other concerns, and he is desperate for the paperwork to be completed on Jonas Gutierrez and Fabricio Coloccini's moves to St James's Park. Winger Gutierrez has been playing in pre-season with old club Real Mallorca's permission, and United went into this week still waiting to receive his registration. His Argentine countryman Coloccini, meanwhile, has been training with his Newcastle team-mates ahead of Sunday's game, but the club are yet to officially confirm the defender's £9.5m switch from Deportivo La Coruna. Keegan, however, still hopes to have him in his squad for the first weekend of the new season.

no really. hope you feel better soon mate. not health wise....just mean hope we unveil some new players, and you feel better about that

how i miss seeing him wheel away like that happy birthday big Al

they better fucking boo!! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Speculation or you heard something i think he sensed something.....from behind