themanupstairs

Yes, have him in midfield with Hargreaves in my Newcastle team on FM, but remember this is the REALISITIC SUMMER TARGETS thread! imho Matias Fernandez isn't THAT unrealistic....Would love to see him here, probably wont happen but still not a impossible signing if the club seriously wanted him signed. Hasn't really had his REAL breakthrough for Villareal yet. Still very young and has one hell alot of potential. Not too bad at set pieces either Would rather have him than Arshavin... definitely

He's a massive cock. FREE BIG WILLIE (should he ever get locked up)

like the look of Matias Fernandez!! granted it was after watching him on the tube, but he looks a fantastic talent

are the spurs itk's agreed on this? last i heard Ameobi was on his way to becoming a spud. any truth in this?

*snip aye

Ray f***ing c*** Parlour - overrated bag of s**** Ashley f***ing c*** Cole - overrated bag of s**** Gus f***ing c*** Poyet - Wembley + being a c*** faced spud in general El Hadj f***ing c*** Diouf - no comment Thierry f***ing c*** Henry - his i'm-an-arrogant-c***-faced-tosser facial expressions when he scored or was offside Don f***ing c*** Hutchison - incestuous mackem penis pimple edit: special mention to Steve fucking cunt McManaman

There will prbably be a riot if at least colo doesn't get unveiled. dont think there's much to "unveil" tbh

I'm quite confident that if the club were aiming to shift ST's by making a couple of big signings, it would all be part of a planned out business and marketing plan, that would materialize at the right time. For this reason, and knowing Ashley's penchant for the sensational, I wouldn't be surprised if we were pleasantly surprised by events unfolding at tomorrow's open day.

every thread. every single fucking thread

source?

source?

Anton Ferdinand - 10m Younes Kaboul - 6m Carlos Cuellar - 7.8m Those were two others we were linked with this summer. I know which one looks the best. that's right. Cuellar pisses all over the other 2 from a great height

Laughable and terrifying. In that order I think it's laughable and terrifying that those two played in the same side

do you even remember what you used to do before you had the internet??

sorry like, but toontastic is s*** edit: so shit, it would probably survive said nuclear holocaust note to self: re-activate toontastic account

It's the middle of August, and as most of you, my addiciton to N-O triples, but quadruples at this time, waiting to hear about who we've signed and who we've shipped off. Plenty of rumours (good and bad) are making the rounds, and we have a couple of incoming/outgoing deals in the pipeline waiting to be confirmed. What if this place (Newcastle-Online) went down for good as of this afternoon? whatever the reason for that may be (a nuclear holocaust, volcano eruption, dodgy Dave, or an authority ban on all football forums).... What would you do with yourself? back to teletext? would you implode? seriously...think of all the information/disinformation you would miss out on....think of all the friends you've made on here that you'd lose touch with....think of CoachHTT I can't say what I'd do....but i'd probably seriously think of getting on the next flight out to Newcastle, and sit there outside SJP with all the Sky mongs, and lap it all up How about you?

i wish we could shut the whole forum down until something happens!! this is killing me

sorry mate....pedatnic i know.....but still!!! we've got a 150 page thread on him

I hope everyone realises that this thread needs locking. why destroy such a beautiful thing?

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wtf? this was printed in June

i'm just sickoitk's tbh

by the way, can i hold the admin stick until you get back from that meeting? just askin on the off chance.... :shepherd: just noticed what the shortcut for above smiley is!!

by the way, can i hold the admin stick until you get back from that meeting? just askin on the off chance....