themanupstairs

Yes. Ooh, might be tempted to get the boys their first Toon top. Can I buy them anywhere that doesn't mean I'm giving Ashley/Nufc money? You can try flying to the Far East, finding the factory, and bribing the door man a few bob to fetch you a couple. Otherwise you're fucked mate.

I know this is a joke but England need exactly someone like this. Can't keep taking themselves too seriously. This guy would make sure of that, and then who knows.....maybe the result will follow when the pressure is off.

Top and bottom of it.

Especially when they themselves are rejecting 25m for Benteke

Is this serious? LOL what an awful post. It's from my perspective as a Newcastle fan, obviously being a Palace fan yourself you may view differently. You can only understand things from your own perspective? He's a mercenary c*** because he's joined a fairly established PL club? Out of all our signings in recent years few seem to genuinely work as hard and understand what this club is about then Townsend. I believe he joined us in the first place as he felt we should be able to stay up, he could get back into the England squad and we would be a fantastic club for him going forward. We've been relegated. He's in the prime of his career. He did his best to keep us here. He deserves to play in the PL this season. Comments like yours feed into this notion that football fans but especially Newcastle fans are fickle. If a good player leaves to play at a higher level or for a bigger club = mercenary c***. Grow up mate. We're the fickle ones? This guy came in beating his chest kissing the badge and all that bollocks and leaves after 13 matches having already said he wanted to stay after going down. I do realise footballers are thick greedy c***s these days but to talk about leaving NUFC to Palace like it's the natural order of things is stupid beyond belief. "Fairly established PL club" eh? Your cover's been blown. I suggest you delete your account and head straight back down to that s*** Palace forum you belong in, and worship your king along with the rest of them. We, as a fanbase, have been f***ed over by everyone and humiliated, and we're the fickle ones for not wanting one the few bright spots of last season to join the piece of s*** mostly responsible for our current situation. f*** that. Seriously. You seem more upset by the fact... and it is a fact.. that CP are a more attractive club than us at present. The lad hasn't left for a daft reason. He's left to keep playing at the PL level. You look like an idiot blaming Pardew for us being relegated. He left 18 months prior. And we signed £80m worth of player in his absence. Your hate for him (which is understandable somewhat) is blinding you to clear logic. Well I'm not the idiot continually licking the arse of a manager who nearly took us down twice, and went half a season without a win at your beloved Paliss. It's a fucking two bob club and always will be. No extra colorful fanfare and one shit song sung for 90 minutes will ever change that. There's a reason they've always been a yo-yo club, and it's because they're small time. You still don't seem to understand the magnitude of Rafael fucking Benitez agreeing to manage NUFC in a lower division do you? Palace aren't and never will be more attractive than us. Sure if you're shallow and a bit thick, it might seem that way this pre-season. There's a fucking reason why two PL players have just left their PL clubs in the prime of their careers and joined us. If you or Andros can't see the paths ahead for both NUFC and CP, well...

Is this serious? LOL what an awful post. It's from my perspective as a Newcastle fan, obviously being a Palace fan yourself you may view differently. You can only understand things from your own perspective? He's a mercenary c*** because he's joined a fairly established PL club? Out of all our signings in recent years few seem to genuinely work as hard and understand what this club is about then Townsend. I believe he joined us in the first place as he felt we should be able to stay up, he could get back into the England squad and we would be a fantastic club for him going forward. We've been relegated. He's in the prime of his career. He did his best to keep us here. He deserves to play in the PL this season. Comments like yours feed into this notion that football fans but especially Newcastle fans are fickle. If a good player leaves to play at a higher level or for a bigger club = mercenary c***. Grow up mate. We're the fickle ones? This guy came in beating his chest kissing the badge and all that bollocks and leaves after 13 matches having already said he wanted to stay after going down. I do realise footballers are thick greedy c***s these days but to talk about leaving NUFC to Palace like it's the natural order of things is stupid beyond belief. "Fairly established PL club" eh? Your cover's been blown. I suggest you delete your account and head straight back down to that s*** Palace forum you belong in, and worship your king along with the rest of them. We, as a fanbase, have been fucked over by everyone and humiliated, and we're the fickle ones for not wanting one the few bright spots of last season to join the piece of shit mostly responsible for our current situation. Fuck that. Seriously.

Superb. Welcome aboard son. 3 promising buys so far. Need 2 CM's, 2 CB's, 2 FB's and we should be alright.

What have you done Andros you fucking muppet

What an imbecile

As if anyone really gives a shit about that anymore. Evidence this summer once again suggests that players just can't be arsed.

Poor FM

From what I've seen of him he looks like a young Gordon Ramsay.

I'm not just saying this, I'd be absolutely raging if I was you mate. I can't handle that sort of s***. There was this kid in A Level Geography who used to repeat mine and my mates jokes but louder so he could get the laughs and pretty quickly my A Level in Geography became an AS Level Geography because I dropped it. http://i.imgur.com/dG3ymqw.gif

that's just great motherfucking npw

I'm willing to bet my life that the entire England squad was praised and told "well played son, unlucky son" last night after exiting the tournament at the hand of minnows. Can't see the likes of Conte or Low or even Del Bosque being that blasé about it all.

:lol: Sums it all up

There should be one and only one England manager next and that's Arsene Wenger IMO.

The poster formerly known as NSG. Don't think he posts anymore.

Oh, I see this has been stolen already People are quick if you don't copyright it. Who's this c***? That's smoggie is it not?

The lack of a 4-4-2 has not been an issue. It's been misusing players, having no shape as a team and shoehorning players into positions they are unsuited to. It was like playing 5 a side with your mates. Players were just freelancing and doing whatever the f*** they liked. With little or no success. I didn't have a clue who was supposed to be playing where at times. I'm all for a bit of freedom and fluidity (Football Manager™). But last night was a bit ridiculous. Not sure what freedom or fluidity you saw from England. The front 3 were pretty much rooted to the spot.

Put the cunt in country tbh. It's time people woke up to the mess. Decades of pulling the wool over your own eyes have caused a lot of damage to a society that used to lead the world by example. It's a fucking toilet these days and it's an embarrassment. I grew up in a British school with British values and it isn't anything like this.

It just gets better. I'm excited to be honest. More comedy on the way.

They deserve the garbage football team they claim to support. Pretty much the same class and standards.

How else was it going to be pronounced? Selz

They were renovating the place no?