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How on earth he can't see we need a creative midfielder is beyond me. It's so obvious. Or worse still he can but he's not getting backed as he was promised As if these two WUMs haven't heard his presser

Valencia then

What the fuck is this shit?

When things like this get said, it begs the question; would you applaud the mackems if they suddenly turned good and were finishing top 8 with an entertaining side and a likeable manager? Genuine question.

There's usually more than 1 double gameweek in a season.

Triple captained first round? Damn. Straight up fucksville. The only time to use triple captain is during a double gameweek. Fair enough, it did cross my mind that Aguero might put 5 or 6 past the spackems.

It's really simple. We should just switch the two! Push Janmaat up to RW and pull Anita back to RB, and bob's your uncle innit.

#ByeByePardy

For me he had a "chance " of saving us, as no doubt did you,;we in truth thought he would. I admit the mind set of the club seems to have changed with his introduction but ultimately results will like every manager around these days decide if he is successful. Rafa seems to be beyond any dissent..why? Just out of curiosity, where were you when pardew was driving the club into the ground with his woeful brand of football and horrendous results? Did you turn on him 12 games in?

Agree with all this. Unless they are asking for moves away, they should be given chances. It's absolutely insane that we just buy and sell players without ever really giving them a chance. Especially when they can't possibly be doing worse than those who started ahead of them.

Who the fuck is he shushing? There's about 5 people there

53 with Azpi and Ayew to play.

Hahah give me a break I travelled from Australia for this. Not quite Australia, but I traveled from Cyprus to Newcastle for my first ever game in August 2009. It was our first home match of the Championship season at home to Reading. Shola scored a hattrick for 3-0. Best of luck mate, and remember to savour the moment you walk up through the tunnel and see the green for the first time. It's a totally different experience as an adult compared to seeing your first pitch as a kid.

Motherfucker just won't quit

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It's the look of constant confusion and fear on his ugly pasty cowardly face that solidifies my sweat beads and has fire ants crawling all over my glistening mediterranean skin.

"reappraisal"

That first handball and refusal to award a penalty gets funnier every time I watch it. Blatant corruption by the refereeing team. There is literally no other explanation for it.

Football is getting a bit like

tbf he rarely done that when here. Apart from the odd occasion he was a complete waste. f*** off and watch netball man. Are you saying he gave EVERYTHING to NUFC? He looked hopelessly unfit for long periods (broken leg aside obviously) I don't doubt there is talent there but his application was terrible. his attitude was spot on right up until the point pardew decided to make him the scapegoat for his own failures, he then appeared to just think "f*** it" not an ideal response from him but he was clearly being ground down and forced out of the club Pretty much this. The "feud" that every shit manager like al pards needs to justify their own failings.

She's only about 5'6" tbf

Another Erudite moment