Novocastrian

You have Chelsea with a lot of points - 13 out of 18. Presume you have us beating them so that’s 13 out of 15. They’ve got a tough fixture list. I can’t see them getting anywhere near 67 points. Hopefully Villa will get bogged down with fixture congestion and we don’t need to go to the final couple of games.

Anyone checked on Miguel Delaney?

Great second half, we stood up and took control. Strangled the life out of them. Excellent performance. We march on.

In fairness it was Southampton, Forest battered them in the second half and PSG folded them up like a cheap deck chair. It’s annoying that they are still in the hunt though.

Then it’s just chasing down Liverpool in the last few games. Last match Everton at home, imagine them falling over themselves to let us win 14-0 and taking the title on GD.

Ramp everything up to 11 crowd noise, energy, aggression. Destroy them. They want a fast game? Let’s fucking give them one!

Win the next two and we only need to win 3 out of 6 for 68 points. Our home games are vital, win them and we will finish top 5.

The good old days - 26 seconds of injury time.

Just need to keep winning, Bruno et al will be bang up for Man Utd, every three points puts us closer to top 5.

Fulham will beat Chelsea, they also have a horrendous run in.

Forest on top now.

We’re a better team than Villa. If we turn up and play like we can we don’t lose at Villa Park.

Forest looking dangerous on the break.

I always thought we can reel Forest in but Villa are a potential problem. I assumed they’d get bogged down with fixture congestion. Early days yet, we just need to keep winning.

This tactic of intentionally passing the ball to a defender (who obvious doesn’t want it) and putting yourself immediately under pressure is insane.

Useless cunts.

Spurs paying like a team who’ve just met each other. Solanke is pure lower table PL stodge, Bournemouth have several dynamic and sought after forwards, they wouldn’t look twice at him now.

This and the West Ham match are priceless results. Hopefully we will gradually move closer whilst our rivals drop off.

What tactic would involve replacing Isak for Wilson?

Pope brainless. Wilson on for Isak, dear lord.

Need to dig deep now, no more second half horror shows.

Hope this Man Utd turn up to SJP, powderpuff and brainless.

This Man Utd team is tragic.

Happy to have teams we have yet to play and Top 5 rivals still in the cup. It will be a huge distraction for Palace, Villa, Forest and hopefully Bournemouth.

We should make it clear we don’t deal with the red ESL clubs. As tempting as this is….