Novocastrian

Willock tackling like Colback.

The designs are great, the sizing is all over the place; it would help if they were designed for human beings.

How many managers have learned the hard way about Darlow? He does a job but you ALWAYS play Dubs if he is fit.

As someone who has sailed up the Tyne on a Royal Navy destroyer I respectfully beg to differ.

Not much fun with a hangover, that's for sure.

Beat Brentford and the likelihood is we’ll only be 2 points from safety and then it’s game on.

Not a brain cell in that team.

If the richest club in the world can’t satisfy Howe’s backroom requirements it’s doubtful he’ll ever find another job.

Slightly disappointed after the euphoria of the takeover but keen to see him take the reins and see what he can do. Also put £15 on at 20-1 so that will be a nice sweetener going into the weekend.

Actually met Ashley outside the Emirates during the infamous pint-necking game against Arsenal which was Keegan’s last natch. He was moaning about how there’s no value in the transfer market. Knew straight away he was a wrong-un.

There was 12 of us an we were making a lot of noise before the game so attracted quite a bit of attention.

Seen Vasco in Rio. Locals thought we were English football hooligans and made us stand next to them. After the match they invited us to a punch up with some Flamengo fans. We made our excuses and left…..

Waiting - did you not get the memo?

Actually you’re right, he was bought as a critical piece of the jigsaw which is the progressive and talented team that Ashley has been painstakingly assembling for several seasons.

He was bought to sell on anyway, nothing really to see here.

Not sure what I was expecting but this is utter shite.

Before the useless waste of spunk Bruces’s luck ran out this was the type of game he’d get a win just as it seemed he was done for. Let’s see if Miggy or someone can pull the fat bell end out of his own shit.

Hamann, Wijnaldum.

I remember it being widely accepted it was Jones’ system at the time to be fair. Just because it’s not getting the results anymore doesn’t mean ownership of it can change to Bruce to fit the current agenda. Bruce is the manager, no one really knows what input Jones has. He’s not Bruce so fans will hang their hat on him but in the end he’s another Ashley place man. It’s been clear for several games now the system doesn’t work without Wilson - it’s Bruce persisting with it.

Has the thick cunt realised yet that his shit ‘system’ that fluked a win against Everton doesn’t fucking work?

Fuck there goes my Martinez clean sheet Fantasy Footy points ?

Unless he has a breakdown, which is always a possibility, he’ll be here until the end of the season. Jones is his replacement and he’s already here so why sack Bruce and pay out compensation? There’s no way Bruce will be manager next season though; he wouldn’t have survived this long with fans in the stadium.

Reminds me of a less energetic and dynamic Geremi.

Ashley’s disastrous appointment of Bruce will ultimately bite him on the arse. He appoints the ‘Messi of Sports Law’ to battle the PL; literally the best specialist that money can buy. When it comes to protecting his £350m asset he appoints the statistically worst manager in PL history. What could possibly have gone wrong?

Although it would be a bit of a shame the consortium pulling out due to relegation is absolutely the outcome Ashley deserves.