Neil

Oh look, Bales on the bench. Dunno why I even bothered checking, knew he'd inexplicably be not starting.

Pleased for you Corrigan. Youre bizarrely accurate with those 20/1+ accies.

Went from £50 to £216 with a few bets. What am I putting it all on?

Nice one Corrigan.

3 of the 4 what I would call lesser teams have the advantage after the first legs. Defensor getting a 0-2 win in Colombia being the biggest shock. Actually had a bet after coming home from work on Defensor. They were 14/1 and from what I saw, they were playing fairly well. Underdogs certainly but not the massive gap the bookies thought. Both goals were classic counter-attack stuff, mind the 2nd he did his best to miss an open goal.

Liverpool -2 @ 7/5 with Paddy Power for anyone interested. Given nearly everyone is predicting a heavy defeat, then stick some money on it.

Fucking hell man, what a dick Aye. Neil really is a twat.

was an rong choice

West Ham/Liverpool double @ 21.60 with Betvictor Liverpool to win league @ 20.00 with 888.com

He's not even injured. He fucking trained with everyone yesterday. It's just as I thought. A succession of bullshit "injuries" when in fact he's just being rested. And now with the league gone, people are putting 2 and 2 together and thinking he'll be rested for the remaining 2 games, which I can see happening. Of course the little prick's on 14 goals when we need 15. Couldn't have been on 10 or 11.

Best of the lot by a mile. Absolutely class from start to finish.

This fucking forum. Bale proceeds not to score in his following 2 games, picking up just the "daft injury" I was talking about. Now reckon he'll be rested for the CL final. Thinking Barca had no chance, that Real cover bet was a waste of time, so going to let it ride now. Could have put a small cover on Barca at 12/1 a week or 2 back but thought nah, no point. Henderson one better come in. Squad's announced Monday. All 3 were looking great a week ago. And then I posted on the forum.

I dunno. I think the "frisson of lust" has Jack Flash written all over it. It's quite elaborately and eloquently built up a really quite creepy scene which is something which would appeal to the Flasher's inner weirdo. Hans, for all his strengths, I'd dare say is less subtle. Also a distinct lack of deodorant can lids in this particular tale. Didn't Hans pretend to be an elderly woman on some other board for a few months? I'm certain I'm not mistaken. He's got frisson in his repertoire. What the fuck? :lol:

probs m8

I dunno. I think the "frisson of lust" has Jack Flash written all over it. It's quite elaborately and eloquently built up a really quite creepy scene which is something which would appeal to the Flasher's inner weirdo. Hans, for all his strengths, I'd dare say is less subtle. Also a distinct lack of deodorant can lids in this particular tale.

Jack Flash early favourite.

Yup. Outstanding.

Can't believe after all the criticism they've got, Barca are in an excellent position to win the league. Real may have bottled it but if Atletico don't end the season with a trophy they'll never forgive themselves.

Bale can go to hell with his constant "I've picked up a knock from nowhere" injuries. For the first time now I don't think that bet's going to come off. Even if fit for the last 2 league games, I can see him being "rested" for the CL final given the league's gone.

Hey, look at that. This is still hilarious.

Yeah Carrick's regressed this season, which is a shame because he's been quality for many years. That side needs some serious, serious work this summer if they have any aspirations to finish anywhere near the top next year. 2 defenders and 2 midfielders at an absolute minimum.

They'd be nuts to get rid IMO. It's a good offer as things stand and I know plenty who do it.

David Pleat, I think.

Put a fiver on. Didn't actually expect him to score. Cheers Frogster.

Still laughing my head off at this.