Neil

That's generally the blockbuster impact they have on lives.

Whoever made the analogy about us getting the rohypnol, following her home, making sure there was no-one around, then ending up having a wank in the bush.... Yeah. We're still that.

No reason to watch this shit now. Haha you yank dick! Quite.

Not a clue why they haven't played Wickham more.

180 minutes, 35 shots, 0 goals. Dat possession.

Stonewall pen. I've no idea how he gave a gk. There were so many thing wrong with it. If we look past the fact it was one of the most obvious penalties I've ever seen, why didn't he a) give a corner or b) book Baines? He did neither. Fucking laughable, man.

Oh yeah, just take out Baines in the box, no sweat, cheers. Fuck off.

Go to hell Anthony Taylor.

Dominating possession, missing chances. Wonder how this game will end.

Hope Dave pays me double time for this shit.

Head over to the match thread now folks: http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,94498.0.html

If only I'd captained Zabaleta and not Silva. Still, not a bad start at all.

Easy, easy, easy.

Wow.

What a fucking cross from Zabaleta.

Great goal. Negredo.

Hart.

Clint Hill scores, 1-0 QPR. Clint Hill. Kill.

Dzeko hauled off.

Keys, Gray and Shearer proving quite the trio. Shearer getting unreasonably angry by Man City.

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For all Navas' strengths, the opposite is happening currently. He's so wide the 2 central midfielders look isolated and getting outnumbered by Hull's 3 central midfielders. Combined with basic hard work from Hull compared to Man City's half-arsed mentality, it's no wonder Hull are playing well.

Is it controversial to say Toure, when he isn't making those immense runs with space in front of him, isn't very good at all?

Just thinking that, Huddlestone in the middle i like lots. Nice passer of the ball. Really rate Huddlestone. I'm sure Leffe might tell us more but always thought he was a decent player with excellent technique with the ball at his feet. Definitely think he'd do well for a team higher than Hull's (presumed) level.

Absolutely awful stuff from Man City. It's frustrating watching them due to how many class players they have. Look utterly mediocre. Credit to Hull.