Neil

The Pod. 2-0.

Dunno, but it's pretty surreal.

Much better from Fulham. Kasami looking a tidy player. Hard worker too.

Howay, release the kraken.

Torrential down South like. Where's your strawberries and cream now!? Hahaha! Haha. Ha. Oi it's storming now, Sky gone off so i cant even watch the footy now A Saturday afternoon with Mrs Bimpy when Newcastle are playing.

Torrential down South like. Where's your strawberries and cream now!? Hahaha! Haha. Ha.

I thought he did well last year, and is likely to do even better this year - if Arsenal don't sign anyone, that is.

Fortunate how it came to him but took full advantage, nice little finish. Good striker.

Geerood, 1-0.

Nah, they wouldn't dare RELEASE THE KRAKEN

It is wet.

Nah, Arsenal will reign supreme in a fiery London lunchtime clash. .

Coral: £10 pre-match bet on Fulham v Arsenal (any market), get a free £10 in-play bet.

Aye, the one time you've come good for me! http://cdn1.sbnation.com/imported_assets/1223629/stone-cold-laughing_medium.gif

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No real need for a transfer. Made a bit of an error with Hooper in my starting 15 but in fairness he was expected to play originally, now definitely injured. But not desperate to get rid, no real need to yet. Would rather keep 2 transfers for next week. Tough captain choice this week. Gone for Silva. Could have been any of 4 or 5 players. Expecting a more testing weekend.

Big Dunc.

GW2: Fulham 0-2 Arsenal Everton 2-1 West Brom Hull 0-1 Norwich Newcastle 2-1 West Ham Southampton 1-1 Sunderland Stoke City 0-0 Crystal Palace Aston Villa 1-2 Liverpool Cardiff 1-3 Man City Tottenham 3-2 Swansea Man Utd 1-1 Chelsea

I like Ian Holloway and I think the feeling of "oh, he might not be as funny as many people first thought" is completely overplayed. He's an entertaining character, a decent manager and football is far better off with people like him.

On loan? Unsure why we're not in for him.

Cheers, you useless Germans. No, really, thanks.

92. Really good, far higher than what an average week will be (60 would normally be consider a good, solid week). But I'm annoyed it's not 100+, damn me putting Bellamy ahead of Shaw in the subs.

Schalke-PAOK BTTS looks good value later. Schalke leaking goals all over the place.

You lot ffs.