Neil

It's OK, I'll give Ponte Preta a ring and get them to organise a game for later. Ponte Preta DNB. (I think it was them? )

Would go along with this, but it's trumped by the sense that neither team honestly looks like they could give two fucks. That's a bit concerning as I would've expected your young players to be a bit hungrier, but barely anyone has looked that interested. Pitch is truly an absolute shambles.

That follow-up shot.

Did I hear that right from the commentator? There was a discussion between the managers about the relative strengths of the 2 teams? Errr....

Is Elliot the one you got from someone like Brentford? Charlton? Is he any good?

sacre bleur

This! Fucking boring. If ever there was a night for just a couple of quid a la your bets.

Like, ever.

dunavon pls

They really need to stop loaning MLS players in January.

Chelsea fans.

When there's space in front of him there are very few in Europe you'd less rather be up against, he can be absolutely devastating. But I'd question how we'll he'd play for one of the very best sides in Europe, sides who will come up against opposition just looking for a point and having 9/10 players behind the ball and thus minimising space to run into.

Amazing, but I'm interested to know what happened for there to be, in particular 5 Benfica players within 2 yards 6 Benfica players within nah that's mindfuck.

Not as dead as that leg, though.

Super 16 stage? Fuck off.

Oh my word how haven't Benfica won it there?

At least try to be subtle with the bias, Sky.

'ave it.

Penalty to Celtic.

Anyone else find it funny if Barca score then Celtic swiftly concede?

What a save!

Go on Chelsea, make yourself feel better.

Yep. Unless Shakhtar score twice.

Chelsea know who Juve are.

Cluj score.