Neil

Only read the first bit of Rich's post, looked at Cajun's comment and thought Cajun was describing Rich as looking like Ledley King. Turn up for the books.

Liverpool Football Club, ladies and gentlemen.

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lolobviously

"There will be lunch break between 1300 GMT and 1400 GMT, so if you're waiting for verdicts and there's nothing by one then you can rest easy until two." BBC bloke at the court. Have a feeling it'll be not guilty.

8th. I think we'll pick up enough points to stop anyone beneath us from catching us but we haven't got a cats chance in hell of catching those above us, including you lot. I expect our form to continue to be decentish until the end of the season, although it can't stay as well as it is now, it's quite frankly, ridiculously good atm. It's next season that matters now as regards where SAFC go from here. Whilst O'Neill has been amazing so far, I am apprehensive about how he is in the transfer market. I have him down as more of a man manager and motivator (particularly early in to his reign) rather than being tactically brilliant and certainly more than him being shrewd in the transfer market. Sort of the opposite of Bruce, well, not really, but in the sense that he was fucking shit tactically and man-managerially, but at times, could pull off the odd belta of a signing (eg Sessegnon). Still think we'll (Everton) probably finish 8th, but I have a feeling my justification is coming from an intangible assumption we'll, err, get better for the remaining games. We can't be much worse. Admittedly, given the selection of shite we've delivered this year, wouldn't be surprised if you remain above us. Sessegnon has looked class recently, as has McClean.

Come on, own up, who's Super Hans?

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The TV.

Probably Dalglish. McCarthy has a sense of humour to go with his short and blunt comments.

"What's the weather like?" "I don't like sunshine."

He's answering every question as though he's been asked to comment on his dog dying or something.

Just randomly having a dig at Neville and the presenter.

What's going on with this Carroll jizzfest? He did, erm, alright. But because he's been so very shit for so many months now, an average performance is now being lauded as brilliant.

HUNGER

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Is that Villas-Boas on the left? A somewhat murderous-looking Villas-Boas, yes.

Missing Defoe as well who I guess isn't a starter technically but he is a fairly big player for them.

I dunno, I'd be a bit disappointed if I was a Spurs fan there. Sure, not a bad point considering they weren't at full strength but Spurs, frankly, didn't look that keen on going there to win.

Dawson for me. (if no-one scores) Been impressed by Spurs as a defensive unit. Yes they've been solid, organised and all the other cliches, but they've rarely hoofed it away aimlessly. Just kept possession and frustrated Liverpool. Equally, they've shown very limited ambition regarding winning this game. Then again Liverpool are again showing their lack of cutting edge. In other words: Beren, drinks are on you for the 0-0 bet.

#meow

Actually, choice between Parker and Dawson for MOTM.

Suarez own goal would be great.

Parker's been a clear MOTM for me so far like. Not that there's been many to choose from.

Rinse and repeat. No, really, wash your hair you filthy twat.