We can play some shite football for sure, but actually we've played a fair bit of good football. Certainly no worse than what Newcastle have served up in recent years, as means of a comparison. All aggro? sorry mate, but you've obviously not watched us much.
When things go wrong it's injuries and lack of investment that's to blame? Too fucking right it is. We've had rotten luck with injuries over the years, and we don't have a pot to piss in. Too right they're reasons for us not doing better.
Wait, wait. Missed the best bit. "Moyes has spent a fortune." Which planet are you living on?
I can see the nonsensical reply. "Look over the years, he's clearly spent money."