Neil

What if he can prove his fitness to Pardew? For £4m I'd say it's worth it.

Dempsey has one off the line.

So what? They used to be class, and that's all that counts.

WHO WAS THAT? I DO NOT KNOW!

I enjoy the shoehorning of the Newcastle-Arsenal game into every game where a side face a mountainous task.

Aye, but the fact Liverpool are winning isn't surprising. Anyway, just my interpretation of what you said, I'm just pissed off the one time my instinct was right, I didn't put money on it.

I know, I'm wondering why you're making out like the fact Fulham are losing is some sort of shock result. There have been a pile of results this season which have been stranger than this, if you're asking me.

David Pleat: Everyone loves Liverpool. OK, David. Whatever you say.

What? Hardly like some giants are losing to some minnows. No major surprise Liverpool are winning, albeit 3-0 is bizarre.

Wow.

Nice try, Luis.

The one time I don't put money on and my instinct is bang on. Grr. Tempted just to do away with any form tables/injury news from now on.

It's just an instinct really but I definitely can't see Fulham winning - this defies logic a bit since as you say, Fulham have been shit hot at form recently, but logic has got me absolutely nowhere recently. This betting lark is annoying.

Can't see Liverpool losing, meaning Fulham will win.

True. If they come up with enough shit, eventually they'll get something right.

My shocking prediction is you won't get anyone new who the press have speculated you're after.

What sort of teams do you expect to be playing in your last games, VI? Levante, Depor and... is it Racing? I imagine there'll be some rotation but I can't see Pep just playing full on B-teams.

Head to head leagues are a crock of shit.

Me. Assuming you're paying for my flights and accommodation? That's odd actually, earlier today I was thinking "hey, Dan's living in/near Philly isn't he?" True story.

Aye - not actually us you and Spurs, but in fact, err, Premier League equivalents of these teams?

Most generic statement ever. Tottenham, Everton and Newcastle must be the 3 most used clubs when it comes to a "these clubs are thought to be interested" line.

I remember that twat Marney schooling us on New Year's Day 5 or 6 years ago. Got knobbed 5-2, he scored twice. Grim.

Michael Owen: Megacunt Vol. 7

wouldnt be a real summer transfer window without that happening

could almost be the everton summer activity prediction....... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! True.