Neil

Crafty lasers.

Seedorf still looks a class act.

Both. The more characters like that in the game, the better.

Milan are all over Inter.

What a start.

Here we gan.

Can of worms time, but why do you hate him so much? His tactics?

Oh come off it man.

What the fuck is this shit? Your campaign against him is impressively consistent.

Salgado and Samba not the best of friends.

Being Arsenal.

Not sure what that was from Fabregas.

Good reactions Robinson.

The battle to stay up is so much more interesting than the title race - not that there's much of a race on.

Incredible record.

7.45, right? I will be... certainly up until Barca, anyway. Might try both. Through, er, entirely legal means.

gdm was in a different league, tbf.

lolz

Half-time masterclass with Ashley Young, you see.

On a Facebook status where I said Mourinho's home record is almost over - Neesy asks whether the game is at the Bernabeu.

Ronaldo and Village Idiot both, I'd dare say.

Hahahahahahaha.

Nice one. I've got a rogue few quid in my account. Watch out, world.

15 minutes to go and Real are still drawing.

Oh come off it, you've already made £100 today.