Neil

MY FUCKING GOD! It's alright Niel, don't shit yourself. It was earth-shattering news, in fairness.

MY FUCKING GOD!

I sense a campaign.

Yeah, yeah, sure. DAVE!!!

Napoli 2nd, good stuff.

Doesn't Tyler usually get palmed off to do the 1st game in a SS double-header? He must be well pissed off if he's doing it today. Then Gray gets to wank all over the 2nd game.

I think he'd be great for Real, providing he'd keep up his energy levels and hassle defenders like he has done in the PL. Higuain is also out for a while IIRC, so I wouldn't be surprised if Jose wants him.

Hoping Spuds-Chelski and Manure-Arse will perk things up.

£5 on Charlton, Freiburg and Mallorca, with the plan being sticking the winnings on the classic Barca/Real -1 double. That's the plan, anyway.

Good. Very good player but hopefully it'll cause a bit of turmoil at Citeh.

Here man Messi, you're even getting tactical tips. Can't say fairer than that.

What he do? got wound up by Poyet trying to get Huddersfield players carded. FLS had a clip of him in the centre circle after the game turning back to the Brighton bench pretending to hold a card up. Poyet then said that the English have always done the hold the card up trick which is bollocks. I've said it before but I'll say it again. Any player waving an imaginary card trying to get a fellow professional booked should be instantly booked themselves. Managers frankly should be sent to the stands if they do it. Absolutely hate it.

It's such a look of satisfied approval.

He seems to have made a solid start. Hasn't really done anything wrong as far as I can tell.

Im in that pic!!!!!!!!!!1111111111 :frantic: Well done Andy! Nice goal.

Those pictures just look like Johnson thumped the ball past Reina. Pick that one out.

Past 3 posts are like the backwards evolution of trying to be funny.

How much will he cost? I think his contract's up, mind.

Well we've had a good habit of kicking our asses into gear around this sort of time of the season. I'm not so confident this time though. Something's wrong behind the scenes IMO, and obviously on the pitch. A striker with pace would stop you being so obvious imo. Beckford has a bit but lacks the real quality to be a FT starter for Everton. It's been a problem of ours for a while - we're far too predictable. Yes it's nice to see how much more pleasing on the eye we've become over the past few years but a lot of the time when we're building an attack you just know it's not going to get anywhere, barring the opposition making a huge mistake. With Pienaar almost certainly off (very possibly in January), it's safe to say we have problems. Moyes has got a job on his hands and a big part of me thinks he'll think "fuck this", and knob off somewhere.

Well we've had a good habit of kicking our asses into gear around this sort of time of the season. I'm not so confident this time though. Something's wrong behind the scenes IMO, and obviously on the pitch.

Yeah. I could care less, really. "It was the Blues' first clean sheet since the 1-0 win over Stoke on October 30 and Moyes says that did provide some consolation." SILVER LINING LADS. Edit: I could care less about Anichebe. I wasn't just slagging off Spanish football.

Thank God that Anichebe's fit again! Of course, Moyes thinks he's a right winger.

Has Clem taken a permanent holiday to an alternate universe?

Exactly, need video evidence, in real time- pisses in the cup and then drinks it in one take Action replay perhaps? Maybe some commentary. Messi, you need to consider these aspects.