Neil

I realised what I'd written after posting. Can't be arsed to change it. Laugh all you want Towel, I'll gain revenge on Fifa. Oh I went there.

"Hmm. Still doesn't work in a 4-4-2 though does he?"

Those are superb odds. Well of course they are, cos you won. But 30/1 on 1-1 and Johnson anytime sounds great value.

Excellent dead balls tonight like.

http://www.flashscore.com/

Give Villarreal a chance. They've got 45 minutes at home against 10 men.

Put a fiver on the draw?

Please cease talking Graham Taylor.

Nice attempt from Krasic.

And run from Johnson.

What a ridiculous ball from Toure.

Don't really expect much more from Channel 5.

Once again, his prediction for you is very rational.

Barry playing at all is mental enough.

Juve looking very confident so far.

I think the glance from Toure accelerated it slightly. Still, perhaps Hart should have done better.

Utrecht fans seem very happy with that 0-0.

Agree, Kaka. Due to the lack of money there are few managers who would be able to make much progress this year.

Carragher has a pull of someone's shirt in the box, the referee doesn't see it. Change the record. Absolutely hate him.

Chris Coleman - the Welsh Mark Bright.

What a Saturday lunchtime treat.

It wasnt that long ago he was flavour of the month for some: http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,68220.0.html Glad I was in the minority who said he'd do nothing with them. I'm thrilled for you.

Some of this commentary man. Ball hooked clear, defender sticks his leg out, ball completely miscontrolled by Torres. Commentary: Oh Torres has done wonderfully to win a free kick.

Carragher, Christ.

Think it's been said but another example there. Commentators/pundits praising players for not diving. Fucking hell man. "Oh he could have gone down there, but well done to him for staying on his feet." Knob off.